Recent content by Gag Hag Wag

Mediocrity reigns.

I'm going to laugh so hard when Fred Phelps dies, and realises he's wasted his entire life.

It's the Nissan Qashqai/Kumquat/whatever, stupid school run 4x4. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. The ad is laggy, unskippable and unpauseable. What a motherbitch.

Not exactly graffiti but our whole science class got pwned for drawing veiny dicks on several sheets of A4 paper during a free period, then cutting them out and placing them on strings over the science lab door. Teacher walks in, dislodges dickcloud, and around 10 veiny, coloured-in dicks...

GTA IV online, at the airport with a few chums. My friend was running around erratically behind the big red and white barriers at the south end of the airport. I was about 200 metres away, so his on-screen blip was off. I fired one shot from the sniper, followed by seven people shouting...

It would look like seven billion of these.

Mother of God... Do... do you hear that? It's the sound of rampaging fanboys. Might I add that I do own a PS3, before I'm coated in insults.