Best exam desk scribblings

[Jamieson 90]

When I was in school people usually just put their name and the date, I remember seeing one persons name from like 17years ago which was quite impressive.

We actually had new tables on my last exams, The teachers said ok everybody listen up, these tables are new and we don't want people writting on them, once I had finished the paper and had time to spare I got a black marker out and literally wrote my name in massive letters across the whole table.

Yeah kind of stupid but it was school tradition...

 

[Ickorus]

My school pretty much exclusively stuck to drawings of penises.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

I saw a collection of haikus and other poetry on my exam desk, one random snippet read,

"We sometimes get bursts of inpsiration so powerfull we need to voice them, to immortalise them in the world by pen or paper or the voices we are given, that is what it is to have a soul" It was so weird. I think a philosphy student got bored.

 

[nick n stuff]

i saw "hey guys. what's the answer to question 3"once. underneath there were about 15 answers from all the different exams the people who answered were taking, my contribution was "actin and myosin".

 

[thom_cat_]

I draw detailed rainbow spewing mech dragons, and they are usually massacring herds of unicorns.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

So I've just got back from my psychology exam and am relaxing with you lovely bastards and some gaming, and whilst waiting for it to finish I noticed some pretty amusing things scribbled on the desk. What are some of the best you can remember? Or, if none, just name some funny anarchistic balls you've done at one of your schools, present or past.

The scribblings I liked most today were LEEROY JENKINS in big green marker pen and, more interestingly, '/B/ROTHERS TICK BELOW(/here)' with about 5 ticks beneath.

I saw a collection of haikus and other poetry on my exam desk, one random snippet read,

"We sometimes get bursts of inpsiration so powerfull we need to voice them, to immortalise them in the world by pen or paper or the voices we are given, that is what it is to have a soul" It was so weird. I think a philosphy student got bored.

Huh, that is weird. Nice deviation from the 'Chubb woz ea 2k8' though.

 

[PatrickXD]

I started a small trend in my school, basicaly whenever somebody says any sort of joke, you say 'its funny because ' this is sort of an evolution from 'I see what you did there...' Anyway, written all over the place are these lines and on every single exam desk, somebody has written 'It's funny because the game'. As everyone sits down its like the room itself is sighing.

 

[Broady Brio]

Besides "[inset name here] was ere 2K9"?

I've seen "so i herd u liek mudkipz?"

I replied "In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz lieks you!"

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Exam tennis
On the right side of the table: look left
On the left side of the table: look right

I, naturally, read one of them and looked the wrong direction and thus became very confused.

Though this isn't exactly graffiti some kids have the special skill of collapsing the folding exam desks just by leaning on them, that never fails to crack me up.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The best I've seen was something like the following.
"[blank] is the is the illegitimate son of a french fisherman and a bowl of chowder to the detriment of the entire danish nation"
I'm pretty sure that's a misquote but it was definately something along those lines.

 

[Jonny49]

I wrote "All work no play makes Jack a dull boy" in a Functional Maths exam about a week ago. The sad thing is I doubt many people in my school will get the reference.

 

[Kavachi]

One time I wrote "See underneath" on a desk once and on the otherside was:

Spoiler

I see what you did there

 

[SirDerick]

I once drew a penis on a desk and wrote beside it: "I want you to wash and rub me"

 

[SirDerick]

I wrote "All work no play makes Jack a dull boy" in a Functional Maths exam about a week ago. The sad thing is I doubt many people in my school will get the reference.

Was it this?

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[Spacewolf]

dont drink and drive, smoke weed and fly

 

[CpnBeef]

It wasn't graffitti but someone at my college was notorious for supergluing that "Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop" picture on the inside of all the toilet stalls, girls and boys.

Really makes it hard to do your thing..

Graffitti wise i never saw anything distinctive but i always left behind a Madness Combat character etched into the corner of the desk

 

[Gag Hag Wag]

Not exactly graffiti but our whole science class got pwned for drawing veiny dicks on several sheets of A4 paper during a free period, then cutting them out and placing them on strings over the science lab door.

Teacher walks in, dislodges dickcloud, and around 10 veiny, coloured-in dicks swoop into her face, engulfing her.

Lulz were had.

 

[Duskwaith]

A good one was: "Ive fucked my GCSE's/ this exam up!" followed by about 5 different people inscirbing "Me too" beside it.

Another was-"I f**ked Mrs.X on this table" It was good because that teacher was smoking hot.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I like seeing one's where people have signed the table with their name and the year, it's always interesting to see how old the desk is in a wierd way.

I saw one from 1996 sometime this year. O.O


I've seen so many good things people have wrote on tables, but I can't remember any...

There's only one thing I can remember. It's not really something funny someone said, but it just shows the level of I.Q. some people have. I wrote something on the table, can't remember what. Someone replied to that saying "TWAT", I replied saying "Mature". Sarcastically, obviously. They replied to that saying "Like ur mum", I replied saying "So original.". Then they replied saying "like salt and vinegar you twat". I don't even know what it means.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I saw one saying:

SCOOL IZ PONTLES

When you have to write up a CV, you'll wish you let school teach you rudimentary spelling, at the very least.


Yeah, not that funny, but it's the only one I can remember.