Recent content by GeneralAlvarez

Excuse me. We PREFER to be called MORMEN.

I can just SEE myself surfing through thousands of fan boy comments just from writing that title, but I've got the urge to write again so I might as well keep going. Let me paint the scene for you, if you please: It's Friday afternoon and the sun is setting in the distance while all the...

Perhaps DeadSpace is trying to tap into that psychological part of your brain for once rather than just scare the living hell out of you. Then again, maybe they were just trying to be scary and failed miserably, either way I think it's a very creative twist [although HORRIBLY grotesque] to the...

Usually in my socio-retarded attempts to communicate with the world I decide to flail my arms on the keyboard and make some sort of "silly-fun" topic for everyone to read and to comment on, usually with a poll of some sort. Today however something crawled into my brain and decided to reroute a...

Congratulations, you just won the bad ass award! Would you like a medal made from the broken steel of your crushed enemies?

Bad choice, my friend. They'll find you, Kill your family and you'll have to start a new game hunting them all down for revenge,

The OTHER option is completely unnecesary, because if you want to CHOOSE other you can just write something down and post it.

Sorry about that, I tried fixing it but it just won't work!

The sound of bullets against metal floods your ears as the thundering footsteps slowly get closer and closer. You're surrounded and beneath all the chaos you can hear the faint sound of orders being barked by some fat guy in a fancy high tech armor. You can't really tell because, again, your...

After playing fallout 3 for the quintillionth time I managed to find myself yet again at the stories supposed ending where you face off in the most disturbingly disapointing fight with Colonel Autumn. You'd think you'd have a much more dramatic encounter with the guy after what he did to your...

What would you do?

Admit it, as much as we spend our times indoors playing video games and snacking on hot pockets we all have friends [Some of them real, some of them imaginary!] The real question is that should your post-apocalyptic game suddenly become reality, which one of your friends can you count on to...

Then YOU get BONUS points! [yay!]

Hooray! [What about me?] Shuttup you, you don't count

You should try Left 4 Dead on "online Versus" mode, you get to play as one of the special zombies from time to time.