Poll: Oh you are SO screwed

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Rooster893

Mwee bwee bwee.
Feb 4, 2009
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Play dead. Why not? Make it believable, and if it ends up with a bullet in my head oh well! sucks for me.
 

teqrevisited

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Mar 17, 2010
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Option three. Because I've got balls of steel. They'd probably get blown off in the seconds following my guns being drawn but that's besides the point!
 

Infernai

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Apr 14, 2009
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Seeing as Metal Gear has always been something of a guiding force for me, I'm going to sneak my way out.
 

Malkavian

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Jan 22, 2009
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Realistically? If I supposed it was real life, and I had some bad ass skills to have pulled this theoretical mission off? Big Boss my way out.

But if I am to be idealistic, and choose the option I would wish I could go, then the Garrus option. Holding out for as long as possible, making them pay if they really want to get me.
 

Jodah

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Aug 2, 2008
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Combination of two I suppose. I would start with the Garrus option. See how many I can take with me. But I would also rig the building with enough explosive to take out a medium sized nation.
 

lightningmagurn

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Nov 15, 2009
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Defend myself until the end. Fight until I die or run out of ammo, and if I run out of ammo first bayonets are still issued.
 

Jark212

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Jul 17, 2008
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GeneralAlvarez said:
Jark212 said:
Sense I've already completed my objective I'd bug out, better a live coward then a dead hero. Then I'd fake my own death and move away to a distant land far from any wars, start a family, then win at life...
Bad choice, my friend. They'll find you, Kill your family and you'll have to start a new game hunting them all down for revenge,
Well, as I figured, I was just a lowly soldier who no one really cared about in the first place, so it wouldn't make sense for my former commanders to go through all that trouble just to find old expendable me, who's obviously past his prime and is now a father in a completely different Country.
 

tseroff

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Jun 8, 2009
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I pull out my guns against the onslaught...
Wait...
What the hell?
Why'd everybody stop moving?

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Aw Athena, you get me every time
 

emeraldrafael

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Jul 17, 2010
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Camp out in an easily defendable position, utilizing explosives. has the enemy walk through a mine field at first, then a wall of explosive that is hidden to look like a regular wall. as the wall if full of climbing soldiers, I blow up the wall. They then must funnel in one at a time trhough a narrow path (that is on fire from oil on the floor that I will light up) as I am behind cover. I fire as they come trhough, with enough high powered weaponry to take out several at once with head shots. When all ammo finally runs out and it is just me and bare knuckles, I pull out my broadsword and go to town as the enemy emerges. by this time, I either die deserving every conceivable medal my country can give me, or I live, impress the shit out of every one, and be known was the man that defeated an army.
 

Pandaman1911

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Jan 3, 2011
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Well I'm assuming that by this point in the g- my life, I've been scavenging through every building and environment I go through like the little rat I am, so I've saved up enough armor, weapons, ammo, first aid, damage reducers, buffs, et fucking cetera, that I can just stick my heels in the ground and create a pile of bodies in front of me as they all march forward to their inevitable doom.

Unless THEY'VE got a deus ex machina of their own, like artillery, or air strikes, or a magic-Jesus-super-bulletproof-fairy-shield, or SOMETHING, in which case it's "Fuck it, restart the level", and if I've cocked up enough where restarting won't help, it's "Fuck it, I'm playing something else."
 

GeneralAlvarez

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Aug 3, 2010
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emeraldrafael said:
Camp out in an easily defendable position, utilizing explosives. has the enemy walk through a mine field at first, then a wall of explosive that is hidden to look like a regular wall. as the wall if full of climbing soldiers, I blow up the wall. They then must funnel in one at a time trhough a narrow path (that is on fire from oil on the floor that I will light up) as I am behind cover. I fire as they come trhough, with enough high powered weaponry to take out several at once with head shots. When all ammo finally runs out and it is just me and bare knuckles, I pull out my broadsword and go to town as the enemy emerges. by this time, I either die deserving every conceivable medal my country can give me, or I live, impress the shit out of every one, and be known was the man that defeated an army.
Congratulations, you just won the bad ass award! Would you like a medal made from the broken steel of your crushed enemies?
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

The Killjoy Detective returns!
Jan 23, 2011
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Only cowards wait for unexplained plot devices! I'm taking those bastards down with me! (unpins grenades) JOIN ME IN HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!