Poll: Oh you are SO screwed

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BehattedWanderer

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Jun 24, 2009
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Silly...you can never get rid of that cowlick. It's forever. But, option wise, I'd probably try and quietly sneak away, get caught, throw a high roll in my charisma check, and be eating fairly well in some nice little prison camp, chatting up the officers in charge there.
 

emeraldrafael

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Jul 17, 2010
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GeneralAlvarez said:
emeraldrafael said:
Camp out in an easily defendable position, utilizing explosives. has the enemy walk through a mine field at first, then a wall of explosive that is hidden to look like a regular wall. as the wall if full of climbing soldiers, I blow up the wall. They then must funnel in one at a time trhough a narrow path (that is on fire from oil on the floor that I will light up) as I am behind cover. I fire as they come trhough, with enough high powered weaponry to take out several at once with head shots. When all ammo finally runs out and it is just me and bare knuckles, I pull out my broadsword and go to town as the enemy emerges. by this time, I either die deserving every conceivable medal my country can give me, or I live, impress the shit out of every one, and be known was the man that defeated an army.
Congratulations, you just won the bad ass award! Would you like a medal made from the broken steel of your crushed enemies?
I'd rather just wet what would be my parched throat with the tears of my fallen enemies if thats perfectly oka. I'm a rather humble man, and that medal would only slow me down as I go to face the NEXT army.
 

Jedoro

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Jun 28, 2009
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I'll go Garrus up in this *****: it's gonna take a fucking gunship's bullets to take me down, and that won't even kill me. I'd hold out til I got a chance to escape, or kill everyone. Anyone who gets close just gave me a gun and more ammo.
 

Skratt

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Dec 20, 2008
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If there is zero chance to sneak out, I always have plan B - enough explosives to level a city block - just have to hold out long enough to take as many of them with me as possible.
 

radioactive lemur

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May 26, 2010
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Play dead, BUT when someone gets close, human shield that fucker and bargain/shoot way out with hostage. INFINITE ESCAPISM!! U Jelly deadfags?