Recent content by Ghored

Jesus, and I thought Battlefield 3 updates were unnecessarily long.

As of right now I'm unsure of whether this is real or fake, I guess time will tell. Kind of optimistic since they would be divulging from the "Humanoid Champions" formula, at least. I still think a dragon of the storms would have been cooler though. (STILL WAITING FOR THAT AO SHIN...

It's not entirely difficult to go through Dishonored on a "non-lethal no magic" run, it only makes the game a lot longer and requires you to study the guard patterns a lot more closely than if you did have magic. (Meaning Blink spam everywhere they're not looking) OT: The Outsider always came...

Her defense lawyer is definitely none other than the guy who's always cleaning the toilets.

Plot Twist: That's what Erin actually looks like. Also I'm glad to see you playing Meepo. There needs to be more Meepos.

Well, in response to that whole "People will kill you if they spot you" thing in Assassin's Creed, most of the people are either usually 1. Templars 2. Guards and you're an Assassin who is usually trespassing in a restricted area, so really, they're not attacking you out of malice, they're...

we have always been at war with Eurasia, blah de blah de blah. Fixed that one for you. Also, that Zelda pitch Yahtzee mentioned sorta sounds like The Stanley Parable, or The Zelda Parable anyways. "When Link came to set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left and continued on...

You know, for all the scrutiny and hate that Dragon Age 2 received, I think it did a fine job avoiding the whole "Elves shoot things and Dwarves smash things" generalization. Among other things. OT: I'm really enjoying these Dragon's Crown strips.

*walks into the thread to see all the insightful things people have to say about this strip* *Sees a large Horatio gif tower snowball while scrolling down* How Why OT: And here I thought this comic was going to have something to do with Erin eating chicken. Way to prove me wrong and...

Well at the very least for this iteration of Metal Gear they cut to the chase quite bluntly. Like, 1. Prime Minister in a limo 2. Raiden protecting Prime Minister 3. CYBORG NINJAS AIMING FOR THE PRIME MINISTER 4. Plot Twist: Raiden is also a Cyborg Ninja And then Graham attempts a cheese...

It's inbetween the part where you're showing shots of a guy in truck weaving his way through a horde of police cars and the yoga shot. [3:19-3:25 GTA V Escape Cop Footage: Grand Theft Auto already has one of the biggest audiences out there because GTA has always been a damn fun series 3:26...

I don't know what the general consensus about the DotP games is like here on the Escapist, but I've played M13 and M14 (and a teeny bit of 2011 and 2012), and I genuinely like M13 more because the pool of existing decks (the pre-built ones) had a wider variety of playstyles, which despite being...

While this does sound like it would do well for a Final Fantasy villain plot, I think Marvel has gone over this idea enough times with their Sentinels. Also, Adam Jensen saying his favorite political issue is about guns and not human augmentation, ha. OT: Fantastic work with the poems by...

Microsoft: *announces DRM on Xbox One* EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER THAT. Microsoft: *removes it later* EVERYONE STILL REMEMBERS THAT. OT: Well Done with the urgency of the episode btw. EDIT: Whoa I just read this entire page and feel like I got smarter somehow

Not sure if anyones noticed by this point or if it's just me, but that intro was like, so incredibly textbook tsundere. I approve. OT: To be fair, that dog model focus caught my attention so badly because it was the only other thing mentioned besides them trying to sell us a Comcast One.