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    Poll: Rate your Intelligence! (UPDATED: NOW WITH I.Q. TEST TO PROVE YOUR BRAVDO!)

    According to the IQ test I took, I'm just south of genius. Unfortunately, wisdom was my dump stat, so I'm really lacking in good judgement.
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    Let's play the superpower lottery!

    Space-Time Manipulation. If not for that guy who got omnipotence I think I would have won.
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    So what's your take on this "Forest Boy of Germany" crap?

    How exactly can only one continent be across the pond?
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    The best value game you have bought?

    Persona 3 FES. 25 USD, 140 hours. 18 cents per hour. Skyrim is a close second. 60 USD, nearly 300 hours. 20 cents per hour. I need to get outside more.
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    Poll: So a man walks into a bar...

    Of course not. My desire not to be an evil bastard far exceeds my desire for wealth. Captcha: bless you Ha!
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    ZeniMax Fires Copyright Warning At Skyrim App

    That's for Bethesda's app. Not his.
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    Which friend are you?

    I am one-third of our Triumvirate of Intellectuals (who also wear trench coats and nice hats). I'm prone to barely coherent, irrelevant rambling. I'm probably the most philosophical of my friends. I'm also a fantastic baker and my group's official chef. Finally, I'm a gigantic nerd. I regularly...
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    How many 2011 games have you actually bought/played?

    Let's see... Infamous 2 Minecraft Pre-order Skyrim Assassin's Creed Revelations And I'll probably get Dark Souls at some point. I need a job.
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    A question for you, escapists.

    No. I would never kill five people just to make my life easier. I could never live with myself. However, since I'm about as close to Neutral Good as you can get in the real world, I would do it if "every whim" means I was able to help more people than I harmed.
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    Poll: How do you pronounce the letter "z"?

    Zee. Just because a bunch of Brits are obsessive about pronouncing it "the right way" doesn't change the fact that 'zed' just sounds stupid.
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    what is your gun and what does it shoot

    My friends and I came up with an idea for a giant revolver in the sky that shoots metal-encased Popes. It takes a crew of five men just to open the cylinder. We called it the Hand of God. That's not really a gun, so I'll also suggest a pair of USP Matches that shoot purple lightning bolts.
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    Your superhero name!

    The maroon calculator. Neat?
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    The Two Most Different Games You Play

    Gungrave and Metal Gear Solid 2. One has a confusing story and can be finished in an hour-and-a-half if you know what you're doing. The other one is Gungrave.
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    So, on a scale of 1-10, how bad is this?

    You're not overreacting, but I think most of the other posters are. If I had to assign a number to it, I'd call it a 5. 6 if he sounded proud of it when he confessed. I think rating it any higher would be an insult to anyone who's actually been forced into intercourse.
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    Poll: I made a cake!

    I'm very well known around my school for my banana bread. I bring in loaves of it to give my friends at lunch. It's usually gone in about two minutes. I'm also good with other types of cooking, which led to me being made the official cook for my group of friends.