Your superhero name!

[Bloedhoest]

Purple Remote control?
I'll zapp you all!

 

[SckizoBoy]

Hmm. Black Dragon? Cool.

...
...?! Please tell me it's your pet...(!)

OT: The Black Blade... checking tangs...

 

[Scarim Coral]

The nav blue bottle water. Err yeah that is a cool superhero name...

 

[s0p0g]

Black Bubblegum-Box
chew on that, bubblescum!

 

[No_Remainders]

Oh yes, I am the Black Guitar...

So basically I'm my guitar. My guitar is already black...

 

[Melon Hunter]

The Blue Deus Ex Box! Wait, what?

 

[garjian]

The Green Camera
The Green Lucozade Cherry Bottle
The Green Out-of-Date McDonalds Monopoly Things
The Green Printer Cartriges
The Green Wire

...this sucks.
good thing id be a supervillain if such a thing ever happened.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

The Black Window. That could cause some confusion...

 

[brutus3933]

The Red Greatsword.. could do a lot worse

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

Skin wall...hmm, sounds a little bit horrible if I'm honest. Maybe I'm really strong skinned and impervious to bodily damage, that sounds okay I guess.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

The Orange Naked Snake (yes i do have a Naked Snake figurine)

 

[Generalissimo]

the grey microphone.

-.-

 

[Gimelbub]

The maroon calculator. Neat?

 

[Alcamonic]

Don't worry, I will save you all, as sure as my name is Black Trashcan!

 

[uzo]

I am Black Popcorn. Salty!

 

[York_Beckett]

I am the Blue Couch! Fear my pillows of destruction!

 

[JemothSkarii]

I am....BLACK CUP!

Kick me as much as you want! You cannot access the balls which lay behind me! I strap to your dick for JUSTICE!

 

[Herman Hedning's mace]

Evil doers, beware!
You shall face the justice of the Purple Teddy Bear!

 

[JohnTomorrow]

Black Glass. Sweet.

 

[StormShaun]

*cough*...

I AM STORM SHAUN, THE ANGEL OF LIGHTNING!

(I prefer being an Angel to a superhero, but still I would have the same name and powers)