Recent content by Globox

y halo thar Welcome to the internet! So long as you don't accept downloads from strangers (think, creepy guys with candy) you'll be fine.

Wait... is this why you asked me if I owned a boat!? Also, Yes.

I once dreamed I was wearing a lifejacket inside my Dad's office. I was sitting crosslegged in front of a small box with a hole in it. I pressed my index finger against the hole, and was sucked into the box. I was also a polar bear. Wearing a lifejacket. Inside a small box. In my dad's office.

Need I say more? HE'S RIDING DARTH VADER FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Because yes.

It's SARS all over again. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. And then we don't.