Recent content by God_of_badgers

The comedian Dara O'Briain brought up pregnancy in his stand up. "during the labour the woman will make a choice between a cut or a tear." I'll leave you with that thought

Yah I am a chem fiend Raping and murdering my way across New Vegas...Ow a wondering courier has shot my head off :(

I am a 28 year old man and I still play D&D! me my brother and my friend are going to play a 2 character campaign. Should be ... interesting.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Ninja Scroll! lets here it for sexy poison ninjas yo.

Ahh good old Peter Molyneux...You know he invented the dog http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/molyneux-moments-invented/291709

monkeys with spear guns

I would go for the classic fetal position. As any advanced civilization would go through us like we weren't there. Hell all they have to do is mash us from orbit. We wouldn't be able to fight back. (In case your wondering our ICBMs cant reach high orbit so our nukes wont help)

District 9 is an excellent example of this with messages about Apartheid and Humanity's Inhumanity, but with aliens and kick ass rayguns

Alpha level Librarian. The power of the warp at my whim. A moment of doubt spawns a lifetime of heresy.

ha Boosh is what the Xtecals say in the frisky dingo cartoon and they have the same amount of professionalism as these solders.

full mind backup. so I can be reloaded in the event of death. "Tsk I died again, how it happen this time? I WAS DOING WHAT WITH A MONKEY??"

Obsessed I am Obsessed I cant stop!!!! must buy more plastic mennnn arrrgh

Use a blu-ray disk and we can :) though imagine walking the entire length!! hope you got a few days free

'Nids for the win!!!!!!