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Mass Effect 2 at the very start. And indeed throughout as I moved uptowards that huge final battle. Fable III with regard to Major Swift and separately, the culmination of the storyline. PS: Who voiced Major Swift?

I was given a calendar with a 'word for the day' on each sheet. One of the words was Kakistocracy, which means a form of government whose rulers are the least competent, least qualified or most unprincipled of all citizens.

Brazil, Kind Hearts & Coronets and The Ladykillers (The original, not the godawful Tom Hanks remake).

Me... I loved it. And I seriously hope there is much more downloadable content simply featuring a certain Scientist Salarian singing other great songs from that vast repetoire.

I shan't be bothering with any more of these, haven't laughed once. Given it a chance which is all you can do really. Just plain unfunny and the space could well be used for something else in all honesty. Like something funny. Or interesting to read. Or something funny.

A very frothy mug of lurve juice.

I tripped over and thankfully landed on my sister was walking infront of me, who promptly fell over, cushioned my fall and fractured her skull. I was uninjured though. Go me!

I think he could be right, but since the option to create a party appeared on XBOX Live, I tend to create a party of one (Me!) and listen to the blissful silence said party brings. On the few occasions I've forgot to do this for all of a second, the blood spurting from my ears as whiney kids...

Crackdown. It still narks my friend I'm sure since he often still mentions it to this date. But he had maxed out all his stats and was helping me, so there we where on one of the highrises overlooking a place filled with yakuza bazooka wielders. He jumps, I target him and fire off a rocket at...

I have to admit that THQ and Relic aren't helping matters with their overwhelming sense of Space Marine worship that grows ever more apparent and sickly with each new game that comes out. Hell they couldn't even be arsed to put together a decent movie for the Imperial Guard, Emperor-bothering...

In the City of York in the United Kingdom, it is still legal to shoot a Welshman within the city walls providing you use a longbow. Not one I'd recommend trying.

Permission granted! Tally ho! Charge the Frenchies what!

Call of Duty: Sharpe Promotions aren't based on skill but how posh you sound over the mic.

I'm one of the Oblivion fans, I love the game despite its many great flaws. I'm sure everyone has encountered the two Imperial Legion archers shooting it out with eachother in the wilderness because one was stupid enough to get hit by the others arrow. The thief you need to speak to who is...

I agree completely and this is why I personally believe that all chavs and chavettes (a chavalanche?) should be rounded up and rendered infertile through various means. Let the scum die out and roll on the decent people. Lower taxes, less crime... woo. Me jaded? Never.