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    Zero Punctuation: Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII

    The game wasn't fun, the story-line made no sense, and the combat was grind based and uninteresting, so I stopped playing. Sounds pretty good to me.
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    Dragon Age: Retribution

    Wonderful tale, I ran through it twice just because I wanted to see the alternate endings. As an Elf: As an Accountant:
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    Great Stories that deserve Better Games

    If you're talking about the point I think you are, with the legion of crossbow knights and the two-handed leader, it doesn't exist as a "intended to die" thing. You CAN beat it and I have as an Arcane Warrior, it's just not as much fun afterwards if you do beat it...you do get the neat...
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    Poll: Would you uphold the Masquerade?

    If they're the types of vampires that have to kill living human beings on a regular basis to stay alive, then I'd tell and risk them killing me with them. No way in hell I'd protect a race of murderers just to save my own skin...
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    Thanatophobia (heavy stuff inside, ye be warned)

    Might be here in a now-dead post (irony?), but I actually find the first post to be quite a bit...well bias towards the idea of no afterlife. I mean, I've never had Thanatophobia before because of this, I believe in a Heaven/Hell, and believe that God's waaaay more lenient than the Church...
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    Poll: "Marriage" key in "Gay Marriage"?

    The way I see it, we should kick it off like they did (sort of) in the Classical Age. Simply enough, there were three genders of humanity originally: Children of the Sun, Moon and Earth. Sun was two men fused together, Moon was a man and a woman, and Earth was two women. They were all split in...
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    What was the most satisfying weapon you've used in a game?

    The Boner and the Skullcushioner from Shadows of the damned. The Teether let me down some, and the Torch seemed to have more impact on the screen than in my fists. But when you discharge all your revolver's bullets into demon brains, or when you first fire the skullcushioner, feel, hear and...
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    Jimquisition: Sexual Failing

    There comes a time in every man's life when he must be nit-picky with his heroes. In short: Jim, you've done it again! Lay it on those delusional fucks that love and sex and so forth are either intertwined at all times or completely separate, depending on the relationship, and thus, yes...
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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto 5

    Probably because it was the funniest part of the review... OT: Haven't played this game but never been too big on GTA to begin with...except Vice City...God, I love Vice city. Anyways, the people who are crying about Yahtzee, or crying about how fanboys are going to whine about Yahtzee...
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    Zero Punctuation: Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs

    He said he liked the playthrough, but looking back feels that the game was not as good as it felt. In other words it's fun to play, but doesn't have replay-ability and lacks the the quality of the first one on the whole.
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Whine Out Of Ten

    No it's GTA4 for sure, and/or GTA5 (haven't played it yet). Saints Row 2 had goofy cutscenes for the most part, only some of the Brotherhood and Ronin missions gave the player any kind of empathy.
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    WHITE GUY DEFENSE FORCE GO!

    Too many to pick one to quote so I'll just throw these out there: 1. My family is largely from Brazil and Argentina, but by ethnicity are European, a mix of Italian, Austrian, Polish, Basque, Moore, and a wee bit of Hebrew (though we're Catholic). Anyways, we always referred to Hispanic as...
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    Lesbian Marriage Too Tough For Batwoman, Authors Leave

    Titles pass on, bro. OT: Their loss. They should've included it because nerds would've flocked just for the wedding kiss, and it'd hit up the publicity meter when Fox news would babble about it. Stupid DC, I guess I should expect no less from the guys who grab an element, recolour pajamas and...
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    Former BioWare Writer Plans to Work on New RPG

    This is the same position I took during the "kill her kids" thing caused her to leave, and everyone supporting her just roped me in with the psycho-trolls that threatened her. I have no personal vendetta with this woman, I just don't want her working on my games because she's only ever been...
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    Warcraft Film Begins Shooting Next Year

    There's a few explanations for why people hate Pandarens... 1. Neutral races are things that people don't take kindly to, especially when given an original setting that gets thrown out after little more than an hour or so of gameplay. 2. Pandas are mistakenly perceived as cutesy and...