Recent content by Gus Hauser

Duel wielding Daedric War axes with shock enchantments... I think I'll be ok

My fury shall be beat out like a thousand war drums, as I lead forth a legion of gamers to take the entire state of Maryland by force and hold it hostage until we are given a game that lives up to the hype!

The Black Girlfriend

Would you kindly Thought of more: "Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet." Also, this. Oh god this...

Scyther, duh

Grey boxers with snowmen on them I am the manliest of men

One of the women who practically raised me (not to say my mom wasn't around or anything, this woman was just a really big part of my life) just got diagnosed with MS... and the doctors are working so fucking slow i swear to god, the mars rover sent back its info twice as fucking fast I'm...

Super Mario Bros. 3-1988 Fallout: New Vegas-2010 I love them both but they definitely scratch different itches the first is fun in a wild, fast platformer (more easily described as a mario game) the 2nd is a complicated rpg where I constantly need to be thinking in the long term don't make...

A Brahmin... well, this is going to be interesting

I've always flipped back and forth between Ezekiel and Elijah always liked both of those names.

I was down at a camp in middle school, my voice hadn't changed yet and I had long hair. I had been hanging out with the same girl for almost the whole week, I heard her refer to me as "she"

my mom started me playing Super Mario Bros. 3 and I got hooked been gaming ever since

Navi that is all I have to say about that

1. Halo Reach: probobly, will most likely be more worth it when I get live back 2. Mass Effect 2: Dear god YES!! 3. Modern Warfare 2: Yes, even if it was kinda short, i beat it in 2 days on veteran

1. The Scarlet Witch's probability warping abilities 2. The Force (Both light and dark powers) 3. Mjolnir 4. The Green Lantern Ring (without the limits) 5. Phasing