Recent content by Harrow

On a waterbed, filled with the tears of orphans. Which he got by sueing their orphanages for having edges. Tim can now sleep comfortably on their pain. Because he won't know I'm watching until it's too late.

I have TS2, and me and all my friends think is SUCKS. But, most of us played halo before timesplitters, and so we always get pissed off when one of us dies in the two player story mode, then just has to sit there being dead until the other person finishes the level, and after that none of us had...

Stupidity. It killed two of my great grandparents for sure, and possibly another two. You see, the doctors at the local hospital are idiots. One great granpa of mine they thought had a bladder inffection. It turned out to be a galbladder infection. One of my great grandma's they gave some...

Now are you talking if EVERY zombie is fast, or just something that adds a little variety to the hordes usual, limping, easy to kill, BILLIONS OF THEM standard zombie?

I don't like subs, so I'm going to have to go with Subway, because they are pro "legalize it"

I was genuinly surprised (seriously, no sarcasm) when I heard this guy said that the next zelda game will not be radically different from the others. not because I didn't ever imagine the zelda series NOT changing, but I never thought someone would have to actually announce to the public that it...

Thats because its hard to believe that any kind and loving god would let this web site exist

Boxers. I can't believe that Boxerbrief, the sick, unnatural child-abomination of the boxers and briefs actually got higher than briefs. Or for that matter, that ladies underwear got 6X more votes than either boxers or briefs.

well, I think it is always good to have clear priorities, and between gods and pie, I think we all know who the victor is. I like how pie is so good, someone made a parody of it, and the parody is both good, and can be eaten before pie as an excuse to not eat something that isn't pie. pizza...

So then I'm not the only person here who suddenly got the inexplicable urge to ride a motorcycle. odd. Maybe I should continue staring at the picture of the... motorcycle... until I can figure it out...

Every game I have ever played where falling off the edge of a cliff does a little damage then respawns you back on the edge. EVERY time I play one of these games at least once (usually between a boss fight that took me 7 tries and the nearest save point) I fall off, then get respawned next to...

Another E3, another slur of games with old tiles and increasingly large numbers at the end. "I wonder if we get the grappling hook or the boomerang first this time" Epic. I too felt this was a little rushed, you'd think he would have stretched it out over 2 or 3 weeks, what with the summer...

I like the multi tiered systems. Public veiw: How the public reacts to your actions. Are you attacked in the streets, or do random people shower you with gifts for saving their lives half a dozen times? Personal Veiw: Some way to justiify things to yourself. This would proably be more...

I have to say, the only way I can relate to yahtzee as far as jrpg's go is that I HATE turn based games. The characters and storyline I usually enjoy (though thats probably from years of experience of blocking out life lessons about friendship) but gameplay just gets frustrating, although from...

There are a few things that can kill a game for me. One would be when you have a simple direct plot, a single task which you need to accomplish (usually get to the main baddy and kill him, but could be finding treasure, weapons, or friends/family) and then suddenly you realise that your path to...