Recent content by Herr Schatz

Unfortunately my friend, they will only be replaced by the next generation of entitled brats and the cycle will continue. The lengths people on the internet will go to, to attack and attempt to discredit people is mind boggling. The frightening thing about it all is, they probably feel as if...

Oh God, that's a tough one. Well, if I had to narrow it down to my personal game of the past decade. It would probably have to be 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. It all just came together for me and made one awesome complete package. First of all, it had the graphics, and the sound. The sound of 50...

I almost vomited when you said he didn't have a car! I can't blame you for not wanting to be with a loser like that! Next you'll be telling us his house only has one bathroom!

Well, I'll be flying back to Scotland to see my family and friends. It will have been just over 8 months since I moved away to start a new life in Germany, so suffice it to say that I'm looking forward to it. Our family get togethers are always good fun, and a lot of banter gets thrown around so...

I actually approved of it. The giant squid was a bit hard to take for me when I read the graphic novel, and changing it so Adrian set up Dr.Manhattan made a lot more sense to me. Hell, his unfathomable power had already been acknowledged by the World to the extent that he was a nuclear deterant...

Well I've had my Xbox since 2006, and my Gamerscore is only 13000g, and yet I'd play anything that looked interesting to me, regardless of what country it was made in. I like the way you said that like it was proof that you were in fact a casual gamer. Do you print out your gamerscore and...

Mario Kart on the SNES without Mode 7.

Well usually I would pronounce it 'Zed', but since moving to Germany 5 months ago, I now pronounce it 'Zed' and 'Tss' when speaking English or German respectively. Something like Zimmer becomes Tssimmer. They're an odd bunch, the Germans.

You realise of course, that this is essentially another one of those threads now, don't you?

"I use nagging as an example. That's something women are incredibly good at: nagging people with our words and our thoughts and our bodies... and how do you translate something like that into a mechanic?" she said.

Haven't you ever heard the old saying? 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't drown it'

This thing couldn't be doing any worse than if they'd marketed it as 'The Virtual Boy for a Whole New Generation'. Nintendo do have some pretty sharp thinking suits though, and the idea to completely downplay, and perhaps even eradicate the 3D support is a wise decision. If I had 10 euro's...

Uh... I think I'm in with a shout. Although he is wearing armour...

Is the Simpsons still airing? That is absolutely tragic... I should point out that I was raised on the Simpsons, and still believe that from season 3 till around 8, it is untouchable as one of the most inspired television series' ever to be made. Unfortunately they continued to churn them out...

This brings back memories of playing Timesplitters 2 on the Gamecube with my mates. We would actually organise multiplayer games where the only weapons that spawned were the shitty ones. The crossbow was fairly terrible as far as actual projectile weaponry goes. You could have been running...