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    Poll: Would you have sex with your cousin?

    A no, not because it would be insect, but because it would lead to many complications. Same reason I wouldn't sleep with one of my friends' ex's. There are plenty of people that aren't my cousin that I could have sex with.
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    The acceptable face of middle aged women being attracted to minors.

    Why did they include that line? It was out of nowhere. Considering the context, I'm inclined to agree. But then we have to deal with the double entendre of her wanting to eat him.
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    Why care about Skyrim's menus?

    I don't think that applies to holding your breath while swimming.
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    Why care about Skyrim's menus?

    The mouse detection is the worst I've experienced in any game. That is bad. I hate the perk tree's, sure they're pretty, but they are a nightmare to navigate.
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    Epic: DLC Needed to Fight "Used Game Culture"

    They could offer the stuff you get from the collectors edition into the regular one. That would give physical stores more custom as well as making new copies more lucrative than used ones.
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    You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth", what do you do first?

    Outsource my evil and overlording to India while I eat a nice steak.
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    What did you name your Skyrim character?

    Bob the friendly neighborhood Khajit.
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    Say Hello to Baby Dovahkiin

    The main bad thing is that their motivation for naming the kid was free games. It is basically like naming him Pepsi to get an endorsement deal.
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    I am absolutely flabbergasted

    Are they field biologists or what? If you say that evolution doesn't exist to a microbiologist you'd get laughed at. There is a difference between a biologist and a civil engineer.
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    The cover art for Elder Scrolls: Arena is embarassing.

    Err, apart from Chrono Trigger (and maybe Mario with one of Peach), which game would have pinups? They star children, a robot, a pink blob and apes. And apart from that we have a different demographic the games were aimed at.
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    The cover art for Elder Scrolls: Arena is embarassing.

    It is vikings killing dragons. How is that original compared to for example Morrowind?
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    "Wait, how is that offensive?!"

    You do however call Swedish and Finnish people Swedes and Finns.
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    "Wait, how is that offensive?!"

    Certain parts of the deaf community to people developing procedures to give hearing to deaf. Also been flamed for saying that I'm a determinist, which i found odd.
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    PETA: Mario is Pro Fur

    Is your job to play video games? As a followup to that, if it isn't, then why do you play them? And the really sad story here is how bad the game is.
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    Prove your existence.

    You were going to post a picture of your penis and then suggest that he could suck said penis if he disagreed, weren't you?