Recent content by Hito-Chan

No, it's not. Superman spent 90% of his (waaaay too long) boss fight with Zod slamming him through buildings in an incredibly densely populated city. We may not have seen any people in those buildings, but logically, they had to have been there or near there- it's not like New York Metropolis...

Well, recently, I thought Girl With A Dragon Tattoo was pretty excellent in both versions; and historically, there?s a good record as well- The Scent of a Woman, 12 Monkeys, The Magnificent Seven, The Sound of Music, and The Departed- all of which are VERY highly acclaimed- are American remakes...

I just want to see the network describe it as ?An American version of the early 1900?s classic and well-loved British series of novels and short stories that gave us the phrase, ?Elementary, my dear Watson,? ' so I can be like, ***** YOU?RE MAKING JEEVES AND WOOSTER. Wait, I take that back...

Guys, did I watch a different movie? ...Guys? It's just, the movie I saw was a passable summer action flick- things exploded, people got punched in the face, and the plot, continuity, and character development pretty much sat it out. I mean, the first act seemed like it was in a...

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS AND THEN TELL US IT WASN'T GETTING MADE JUST SECONDS OF DEL TORO'S SQUISHY SMILEY FACE MAKES MY NERDY HEART PUMP FASTER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yeah no that guy was just trolling. I feel super gullible now. It's like I'm the worst hipster in Portland, only instead of Portland it's the internet. I'm pretty much equal to the people saw Battle of LA [http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/battle-los-angeles-2011-0] and found out why...

IT'S MY LITTLE PONY. IT'S MY LITTLE PONY. One is a fairly realistic show, based off of one of the most intellectually interesting series concepts of all time, which essentially invented the episodic character-driven genre. Which MLP is. And the other is about pastel-colored googly-eyed...

Yeah, I was on a forum where this was brought up. At first I thought it was just your standard joking/trolling motive, like, "Hey, but what if one of the characters jacked off while thinking about dinosaurs?" or that kind of thing, but as I looked over the initial post and more than 20 comments...

No, he was the Mark Twain who wrote "The Prince and the Pauper?, that crappy straight-to-DVD Barbie princess movie. Oh, wait, he wrote both of those. NOW I DON?T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. Which is exactly what Mark Twain WANTS me to think. AAAAAAAHHHH That man has so many layers.

Okay, am I going crazy? I could have sworn there was an episode of ZP that referenced Twain somewhere, saying something like, ?But as folksy and ______ as Twain was, people forget that he was bitter and ______ by the end.? But I can?t find it anywhere now that I actually need to cite it...

And they only aren't flamed here because The Escapist represses like a 13-year-old lesbian in a fundamentalist Christian household. Seriously, it's kind of ridiculous; this isn't China, I don't need to be sent to a re-education camp, thanks. I bet if Yahzee were a random poster on these...

Dude, I'm pretty sure 4 chan is just anti... everything. You can't be anti-anti-everything. That's just... dividing by zero, man. No go. Plus, it's so scattershot and messy and collective that nothing, and I mean nothing, it does comes with unanimous support. It's just an entity that can't be...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXO3gKfOUN8 I don't know why But this song just makes me go FUCK YEAH I can't even sit in my chair listening to it without headbanging |m| > O < |m|

Well... Swastikas came from a Buddhist symbol, and I know that a lot of American tourists (who are idiots) get offended when they think they see swastikas all over their guide maps. Buddhist temples on maps in Japan are marked with what is essentially a backwards swastika. It could be like...

On a Sunday afternoon, when it's raining- not just a little bit, but a lot, really storming so that it drowns out all the other noise- and no one's home but you and you can just curl up with a mug of tea and digestives and a good book. I love it.