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    The Escapist's New Background

    I went through all of them one at a time, hesitating on puppies. I thought to myself, "the others have been...okay, surely this will just be some pastoral photo of a puppy in the grass or some such." When I clicked the submit button I sealed my fate; All 32 inches of my screen exploded in light...
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    Proper Parenting

    Awww... That nearly brought a tear to my eye. I love a good family bonding experience over the holidays!
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    So escapists, what is the oldest game you own a PHYSICAL copy of ?

    My oldest is probably the Mario/Duck Hunt cartridge. As far as floppies go I still have: Might & Magic: Darkside/Clouds of Xeen Where in the World/US is Carmen Sandiego Mortal Kombat (yes for pc - awesome multiplayer memories!)
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    Legacy of Kain

    Gosh, I played Soul Reaver till the damned disc burned up. Such a great mix of combat and platforming/puzzle solving.
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    Steam Christmas gifts. What did you get?

    I got absolutely nothing...
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    Skyrim Fans Uncover Insectoid Conspiracy

    What have they been feeding that butterfly? Just look at the bottom of the jar: polygonal poop!
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    Stacking Goes PC

    Awesome! I was looking into getting it for PS3, now I'm sold on PC.
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    Critical Miss: The Guide To Skyrim Modders: Part 1

    Mantis Claws AND Claws of Mantis!? Those are worth more than Olaf's Cat!
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    Jimquisition: Beneath A Steel Skyrim

    Sadly, the pointy-clicky genre reach it's zenith and subsequent death after Sam & Max: Hit the Road, DotT. I still miss those gems, and the memories of childhood innocence that is conjured up by those titles. No game will ever come close...ever.
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    A public beating... against a child

    This is some sick stuff, I wish for them all to be castrated. Seriously, all I could think of is how much that little kid reminded me of my own son.
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    Why Skyrim Should Have Been Delayed: An Argument in Pictures

    I've experienced all of these issues as well, and some. I would have to agree that Skyrim needed more polish (as did the patch).
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    Skyrim: Annoying issue.

    I rolled a Thief out of the gate and have loved the lil' guy. It is kinda hard not to be a hero of the people in this kind of game, though, regardless of how you play. No matter how many innocent, downtrodden citizens you steal from (or feast on the corpse of) you still always seem to come...
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    My Computer Thinks I'm Offline, But I'm Not

    Did you try turning it off and on again?
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    A Space Fighter Versus the World

    My thoughts exactly. While I can't attest to Freespace- Tachyon: The Fringe was the end all for space combat in my eyes (and not only for the fantastic voice work).
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    Dev explains why Skyrim lag wont get fixed.

    From what I understand, Skyrim can not and will not use all 8. The cap for the game is 4.