Recent content by Hothcliff

I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE. THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! also the tickets are now diamonds.

The Freeman must acquire me more cigarettes.

Cancel Jersey Shore. Bring back Life.

"You're already dead." --Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken

8'D fantastic

Other M didn't kill Samus. Nothing could kill Samus except maybe the capsizing of Nintendo and subsequent poor marketing decisions by the vultures who inherit the corpse. However, the game made Samus seem like a submissive with a dissociative disorder and a tendency for melodrama, as the...

My hypothesis: Gordon is a fatty, or at least too big to fit through people sized holes in his hazmat suit. This also explains his inability to prevent Alyx from getting shanked by the hunters in Ep 2

this song gets me into sticky situations [spoiler=even though its so damn catchy]

a lot of the implications from the Half Life (2) series: - telekinetic, transdimensional slugs (Advisors)took over the modern world in under 7 hours - almost all the Combine forces are gutted, sterilized, and weaponized versions of races they have enslaved - almost all of the corpses have a...

i'm a tricky sausage link that likes to fatten hookers?

ZOMBINES!! oh, and every meaty minor NPC in Assassin's Creed. and Andrew from Star Fox 64 (Lylat Wars on the international stage) and 343 Guilty Spark.

Dad has been a proud gamer since the Atari era. It is thanks to him that I have a PS3 (he craved for ratchet and clank) and half of the games I play are ones he bought and finished. Mom does word challenge on Facebook.

Banjo-Pooie The Bobbit Hallo Star Box 64 Starbucks Adventures Super Bario Bros Super Wario Sunshine Pokemon Bed Pokemon Mellow Pokemon Sliver Pokemoan Donkey Bong Country Little Pig Planet Ball of Duty 2 Call of Booty 4 Super Slash Bros Super Smash Bras Melee Mortal Portage...

The space pirate ship in Metroid Prime Area 6 in Starfox 64 343 Guilty Spark in Halo: CE Half life 2: Episode One