Who are you and what do you like?

[Jark212]

I am a Scary Sex God who likes to touch Hookers...

Can't argue with that...

 

[neonnightlite]

I'm a penile pimp who likes to whap homosexuals? Hmm...

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Sexy crook who likes to teach balls.

FUUUUUUUU-

 

[natster43]

I am a Nutritious Biscuit who likes to punish Bookshelves.

 

[Hazy]

A Nutty Egg who likes to sit on Elves.
...Kinky.

 

[Mimssy]

i'm a fragile organ donor who likes to end the life of penises...

lovely

Better than mine.

I'm a rainy condom who likes to speak to penile tissue.
Grrrreat.


Also got:
I'm a feminine ghoul who likes to misunderstand dildos.
I'm a grumpy goddess who likes to sluuuurp balls. (EW)
I'm a funny ***** who likes to fuck cunts. (Awesome!)

 

[Radeonx]

A testy hooch who likes to empty gorillas.
Yeah..

 

[Thedayrecker]

I'm a dull salad buffet that likes to run from wolves....

The hardest part is finding vegetarian wolves...

EDIT: I'm also a pathetic clerk who likes to smack testes...

 

[gisadodpapa]

I'm a green website that likes to ride axes...
How does that work?

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I'm all of the below.

A nut-licking mac computer who likes to pull zebras...

A yummy organ doner who likes to clean toilets...

A nasty behemoth who likes to feel bisexuals.

lock your doors, board up your windows 'cause a bisexual feeling, toilet cleaning, nutlicking, organ donating mac-computer behemoth is comin' to town!

EDIT: i'm also a shrunken perpatrator who likes to orally explore geese. sexy.

EDIT2 RETURN OF THE EDITOR: right i'm drawing some of these.

 

[Thedayrecker]

i'm a fragile organ donor who likes to end the life of penises...

lovely

Better than mine.

I'm a rainy condom who likes to speak to penile tissue.
Grrrreat.


Also got:
I'm a feminine ghoul who likes to misunderstand dildos.
I'm a grumpy goddess who likes to sluuuurp balls. (EW)
I'm a funny ***** who likes to fuck cunts. (Awesome!)

All of your's make sense, often in disturbing ways.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'm a mushy dragon who likes to end the life of Bill Cosby.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

 

[Mimssy]

Better than mine.

I'm a rainy condom who likes to speak to penile tissue.
Grrrreat.


Also got:
I'm a feminine ghoul who likes to misunderstand dildos.
I'm a grumpy goddess who likes to sluuuurp balls. (EW)
I'm a funny ***** who likes to fuck cunts. (Awesome!)

All of your's make sense, often in disturbing ways.

They all make sense in very disturbing ways. I find it funny that I only got sexual ones.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I'm a horny sex god who likes to swim with vibrators.

Wow. Just......wow.

It's PERFECT!!!!

Incidentally, when the music started, I actually jumped and snapped into a ninja-karate pose.

EDIT: I'm also a scary goliath who likes to conquer dwarves.

Spot on.

EDIT AGAIN: Wow, a surprisingly large amount of these insinuate that I rape animals.

 

[The Austin]

I'm a Microphilic Bicycle who likes to Swallow Lesbians.

...... Huh.

 

[linwolf]

I am a wasteful cab driver who likes to stab giant tits.

Well this is just wrong, I am not a cab driver.

 

[NerkySera]

I'm a beautiful stud magnet who likes to nibble hetrosexuals
I'm a clumsy size Queen who likes to rape bears
I'm a masturbating beach who likes to fistfuck crotches
story of my life

 

[Jack_Uzi]

A testicular dragon who likes to fight crocodiles. It's correct at at least 25% of it. Now I must adhere to the call and make a nature documentary of it.

 

[Hothcliff]

i'm a tricky sausage link that likes to fatten hookers?

 

[Stoplesteimer]

I am a penile clown who likes to hump Bill Cosby