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Gabanuka

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I am a horny beauty who likes to suck tigers.
I am a yellow man whore who likes to shit on trouser snake.
I am a cock-heavy bag of shit who likes to grow bread.

I dont come out well on this thing
 

lewism247

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Easy Street said:
lewism247 said:
Easy Street said:
lewism247 said:
I'm a nutty husky who likes to come on feet

Also

I'm a horny ***** who likes to mount nipples

and finally

I'm a itchy cocksucker who likes to suck vaginas
Wow, even that random word generator knows you're a slut.

I wish I had those results.
I have been referred as a man whore before.....

And thanks I guess

There are some things in life you just have to embrace. I do.

Sorry to sound like an Idiot but wha?
 

Liam1390

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I'm a funky hobo who likes to hang women.

and

I'm a handsome giant who likes to empty sperm.

and

I'm a fucking hot manwhore who likes to nuzzle rocks.

and lastly

I'm a godly guy who likes to stroke tigers.
 

ddon

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I am a jolley airport who likes to knit bookshelves apparently. Who wants to go to Thailand and get a free bookshelf made out of cotton?

My second go says that I am a magenta sex god who would like to orally explore Europe... that sentence worries me.
 

GodofDisaster

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I am a monkey like dragon who likes to shrink mufflers.

I'm also a, Horny wolf who likes to spin dinosaurs. (Now that one made me laugh.)
 

Polaris19

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A Wide Eyed Governour Who likes to smell testes.
A Huge dragon who likes to corner bears.
A Dull vampire who likes to play with lesbians
 

no oneder

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I'm a precious dollar bill who likes to play with rocks?
I'm also a short computer who likes to misunderstand big tits.
A magnificent beauty who likes to cut beavers.
A well hung lizardman who likes to orally explore feet.
A diseased beach who likes to fistfuck elves.
A nutritious door who likes to nibble buffalo.
A testicular perpetrator who likes to fight octopi.
A scrawny midget who likes to swallow women.

I'll be sure to include those on my next CV.
 

CG NUTS

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i'm a verry large goddess who likes to watch doorknobs
i'm a nice butt who likes to burst vibrators
i'm a silly stompslut who likes to explore bill cosby
i'm a verry large size queen who likes to swallow heroes
 

MajorKris

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I am a red giant who likes to steal birds.
I am a jittery clown who likes to eat firemen.
I am a nut-licking clerk who likes to rape crotches.

....I don't like the last one. xD