Who are you and what do you like?

[Jaeriko]

I'm a sad viking prince who likes to sit on axes......

How could they possibly know that!?! AMAZING!

 

[Dango]

I am a quick husky who likes to explore rapists...

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I'm a Prickly Disco Queen Who Likes To Shrink Kangaroos. I think that is self-explanatory.

 

[Neevar]

Epic Win!

I am a "Testicular Goliath who likes to Punch Horses"

 

[Nazz3]

Best one:

I'm a nasty dollar bill who likes to shit on mexico.

Others:

I'm a happy raver fag who likes to sew cocks.
I'm a nosy toe who likes to reward paws.
I'm a feminine woman who likes to ride testes.
I'm a boob-sucking titan who likes to control bears.
I'm a cock-heavy rabbit who likes to orally explore ears.
I'm a monstrous size queen who likes to forgive balls.
I'm a sexy nipple who likes to smell vibrators.
I'm a new bag of shit who likes to bake seaweed.

 

[cheftacular]

I got a great one. I'm a "nut-licking sea sponge" who likes to "think about monster cocks".

 

[TheTaco007]

I am a buff organ donor who likes to discover clits...

0.o

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'm a precious bag of shit that likes to spill coffee on firemen.

I'm a flatulent butt that likes to sniff turtles.

I'm a gorgeous goddess who likes to discover rapists.

I'm fully confused.

 

[Mattismen]

I am a shrunken ***** who likes to orally explore trouser snakes.

I suppose you learn something new every day xD

 

[Vorlayn]

I am a zany elephant who likes to squeeze animals!
Whodathunk

 

[Trikeen]

"you are a masturbating sexybitch who likes to pay Bill Cosby."

...
No comment.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Yay, this sounds fun.....

Lets see...

You are a dizzy fruitcake who likes to sit on Canada
ooooookay, another one

You are a funky dinner who likes to lend money to bookshelves
no comment, last one

You are a beatiful beaty(?) who likes to wash dinosaurs
Meh,close enough

 

[lewism247]

I'm a nutty husky who likes to come on feet

Also

I'm a horny ***** who likes to mount nipples

and finally

I'm a itchy cocksucker who likes to suck vaginas

Wow, even that random word generator knows you're a slut.

I wish I had those results.

I have been referred as a man whore before.....

And thanks I guess

There are some things in life you just have to embrace. I do.

Sorry to sound like an Idiot but wha?

I was talking about embracing what you are and runnning with it, like being a man whore.

Oh right, trust me I have.

 

[Prof.Wood]

I am a wide-eyed hyper fur who likes to build dinosaurs.

What is a hyper fur??
And tender beauty who stomps seaweed.

 

[martin's a madman]

I'm a cock heavy pornstar who likes to hump ring tails.

And I'm a great beauty who likes to murder sperm.

 

[Shiny Rabbit]

I'm a magnificent guy who likes to upset lice

edit: is it just me or is this thing designed to sound at least a bit dirty