Recent content by Immortal_Engines

Look don't get me wrong, Tali is one of my favourite video game characters period, but you should AT LEAST split it into her first and middle names. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. I've got a Gaelic name and surname. School wasn't easy.

Look at it this way: Tali: Good name (Talia is also good) Zorah: Okay name Tali'Zorah: Bad name, don't do it

Wow. Just wow. Are you for fucking real?

There's always the remote Pacific island option...

If someone is going to enter a store with the intention of causing trouble, they're not going to display their firearm in public for all to see, are they? All you're going to do is punish black gun owners who are just minding their own business. No criminal, black or white, is going to walk up...

Is that Wheatley?!

The Conservative Party -It's not the nanny state when we do it!

Mmmmm, yeah, fade to black scenes... SO HOT

You heard her folks, less guns, more chainsaws!

Aside from the robots who have been shooting at you for three games, and jumped into bed with the main antagonists at the first sign of trouble? Sarcasm aside, the only reason the Quarians were the 'bad guys' was because Bioware beat the player so hard with the Geth sympathy stick that they...

Yes, but the game itself looks identical to Saints Row 3, as in it's literally the same game, at least with Saints Row 2 they changed most of the city and gameplay, and with Saints Row 3 they basically redid everything. With most sequels you build it mostly from scratch, this looks like they...

Errr guys, its just a Saints Row 3 DLC repackaged as a full price game... I mean look at it, same graphics, same engine, same city, same clothes, same everything, IT IS SR3, just with new content.

If he's spending all his time 'crushing vag' I sincerely hope he uses a condom, I don't think anyone here wants to see his dumbfuckery being passed onto the next generation.

To hold in my hand, a capsule that contains such power... To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice... To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything... Yes, I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! And through the...

"You cannot hide, I see you. There is no life in the void, only death" - Sauron