Recent content by improbable

I think I'm above average, just because I have to deal with the public as part of my job and know just how friggin' dumb they are. But I answered below average to mess with your poll. Take that! Account for trolls, I dare you! Ha hah!

I never sent anything back, but one of my friends once sent a beer back because it was too light. Bear in mind that it was listed on the menu as a light italian pilsener. Three words that mean light and it still somehow caught him off-guard.

It was fun, but their efforts to promote a strategy beyond 'three-cap, turtle' fell short.

The clay monster thing in MM1. You're not really mobile enough to consistently get around his bulk.

Eternal Darkness 2.

And then I fuck it.

And the reason why all that's significant is that whichever one you get at 70 doesn't know its signature move - Sacred Fire for Ho-oh, Aeroblast for Lugia - and with no Heart Scale Move Tutor in GSC, you can't get it back. Try to go with Gold on this one - Sacred Fire is pretty amazing, but...

"Moose... Indian."

Made 7th on the impossible ranking this long after it's been up... that's statistically significant enough for me to take a little pride in.

The best ones are probably Final Fantasies 4 and 6, Dragon Quests 3 and 4, Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, and Tales Of Phantasia. So obviously you shouldn't start there, no one wants to be completely disappointed in a genre after the first ten games. Start with something average but easy to pick...

Chaotic Stupid or Awful Neutral.

If I get a Stand, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Anyone who hasn't read this really needs to. Search for the first two arcs on the internet before obtaining the third in a completely legal fashion. If not previously extant super powers are not allowed, Oishinbo, Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei, or any...

CALL ME DARTH BALLS Bonnnnnng.

Yare yare daze.

The human body is the only weapon one needs.