Recent content by InsanityMan

A minecraft sheep? Hm...The taste is a bit gamey... And blocky... But it's good.

No, plasma defender! WHY? WE HAD SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHI- NOOOOOOOOOO *Pile of green goo now*

I'm going to say it right now, white men are probably one of the most oppressed people. Sure, that sounds pathetic, and like I'M racist, and sexist, but that's the thing. Let me give you an example. One night, there's a white male comedian, he jokes about white people, but vaguely jokes...

I would- Wait, why the hell am I divulging this information? It won't further the cure for cancer or something. Jesus, why would I ever answer this, you social rejects. (For the record, neither.)

Come, thin air, let us dance, let us sing, let us make love, and have a nice dinner. ...Dear god I come up with weird justifications for thrusting into nothingness, don't I?

I would ask to be the Host of the Twisted Metal games from now on, and I would clarify that I don't want to host any playings of the video games.

Bandit King Jing, and his crow companion, and Vexx.......Curse my love for obscure things!

I understand that carrying the list around the school is foolish, but what if he was going to the trashcan to throw it away? (Note: Didn't watch both videos, couldn't take that much stupid.)

Assuming I knew the alien and liked it for it's personality, I would ask it if it could get me pregnant or if anything bad could happen. If they say "No" Well, play the funkay music. If they say "Yes" Or "I don't know" Then nope. I'm not THAT desperate.