Congratulations driver, you have won...

[Harkwell]

You cruise down the empty street to an abandoned warehouse. You have just won what you though could never happen, real-life Twisted Metal. Through your superior driving, Caylpso has granted you one wish. However, being the Twisted Metal fan you are, you are aware of his tricks. You begin to ask for your wish...

Short story aside, if this actually happened, what is your wish and how would you foolproof it?

 

[delet]

I'd simply completely and accurately describe the brand of Shape Shifting that I want to have, completely with the fact that immortality comes along with it which is punishment enough.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I wish my wish was voided.

Victory!

 

[Luftwaffles]

everytime i want to purchase something, all i have to do it reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount.

 

[InsanityMan]

I would ask to be the Host of the Twisted Metal games from now on, and I would clarify that I don't want to host any playings of the video games.