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Either way it's still pretty awful...

Have you seen Charlie Brooker's 'How TV ruined your life?" This 'what if' reminds my strongly of his 'What if Pens Got Hot' parody of TV 'what ifs.' The situation is so ludicrous that it does not bear thinking about. I just watched a gameplay trailer and it was all bangy, shooty, gadgety...

I was listening to Spotify when an ad comes along touting Homefront, citing some publication or website which called it 'the thinking man's Black Ops.' I thought this was pretty ironic, as, although BlOps is hardly the most intellectually stimulating of games, the only piece I have read on...

Ah yes, the old RUINED FOREVER! cry of the nostalgic fan. It's usually associated with the Transformers crowd, who have been whining about how every new instalment of the franchise has violated their precious childhood memories. I've played COD since its first incarnation and I think the...

Sorry no. I do, however, recall that a recurring NPC was involved. The dialogue chain was late on and wasn't a critical one; that's probably why they missed it. I talked to everyone about everything though (the way I play most RPG's) to get the most out of the game. I can only recommend you do...

I' Gah! No way! That would be like skimming through the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy, except instead of just skim reading, I'd have to stop every five minutes to stab a drowner in the nuts, and reload whenever a kikimore got the better of me.

'Fraid not. The one that really threw me was late mid game. I think it was with a quest giver, or possibly with Alvin. It was really mindbogglingly bizarre. A mixture of non-sequiter, illogical sentence structure and irrelevance.

Some of the lines in The Witcher that slipped passed the editors notice, even in the platinum edition. Some moments just leave you going 'wut?'

Every editorial on the Daily Mail website.

If there were independant candidates running in any of my areas, (I'm a Scot living in England so I get two votes (That's something of a simplification)) I'd give them a good looking at, but as there aren't, I vote Lib Dem. I like their pragmatism and the proposed Freedom Bill. Edit: The...

Oh they have aged. There was a picture in the Sunday Times TV guide, and Woah yes they have. There obviously using hair dye, make up et al, to cover most of it, and it's quite convincing on screen.

I seem to remember RON simply going, "EEP EEP EEp" and filling your screen with a big, Nuclear Launch Detected. It was still terrifying though as you watched that little circle grow smaller on your minimap! I'd say my worst sound is the sound of hostiles moving just outside of your line of...

Despite this thread being started by a bot; This month I have been mostly playing, CIV Call to Power, (What? I like it!) and CIV 4: Fall From Heaven. On that note if anyone wants to play some CIV4:FfH message me. There's no one on the servers playing that Mod, and my friends think it's too...

Indeed, as long as they keep the tone, moral greyness and spectacularly tight writing I'll be happy. The only thing I'd change is the length. As I said when I realised Firefly had ended. "NOOOO! There has to be more!" The multiplayer can go hang as far as I'm concerned. Although being able to...

Every time Octopus Overlords spreads in you lands when playing Fall From Heaven (CIV4 mod) it has the best music. I wish I could find it...