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    You now have a Army of the last thing you killed in a videogame.

    HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of 500 meter long SPACESHIPS that shoot 720mm shells and launch EXPLOSIVE HEAVY MISSILES are coming for my enemies. (EvE online. Cyclone. Arty fit.) woot woot woot woot YES!
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    You have a useless "superpower"...

    The ability to hack anything on the internet by thinking about it. I couldn't control HOW I hack it though. That balances it. Probably.
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    Poll: Pirating games. Discuss.

    Some times, I think these sorts of threads are bantraps for those who DO pirate. Personally, my opinion is if someone pirates a game, they probably won't buy it anyway. It's still wrong, but how many of you here can honestly say they have never pirated a game.
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    Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?

    Death by instant molecular vaporization. It'll be the easiest method out.
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    Pregnant teen who drinks 32 units of alcohol a week

    Never mind. If she's dumb enough to do that while pregnant than she's probably too illiterate to read the thousands of PSAs.
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    You can revive one famous person...

    Revive Billy Mays. (Everyone wants that! You want that, right?) Remove Justin Bieber.
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    Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

    Last game I played = EvE online Main character? I'll just say my character's last spaceship..... oh god. 1000 meter long potato with 4x pairs of 720mm artillery.... Firing fusion ammo.... Including drones.... Help.
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    LULZ Security

    Mind you, if the lulzboat was an actual in-game boat.... Cue hotdrop of every online titan pilot if low/nullsec, cue gank of every online battleship pilot if in high. Eve isn't really that big of an MMO, less than a million members last I checked. If they simply want a lot of people to...
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    You can transform yourself into any inanimate object.

    A star trek replicator, plugged into an outlet. That way, I could tell my friends to replicate a meal or a nice gun for me. I could also replicate pretty much everything everyone above me said.
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    What part of your body would you give up?

    I'd give up my appendix too. Why? Because a human appendix is pretty much useless to me. It's not as important as my lungs, at least.
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    The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

    I was playing trauma center before reading this thread, and the last tool I used was.... the syringe? Yeah, this is going to go much better than all your other surgeries.
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    Would you rather be rich or good-looking?

    Rich. If I was rich enough , I could buy cosmetic surgery to make myself look even better than the good looking option.
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    Poll: School District about to Get Sued

    You should be able to pray, if you want to. But the school shouldn't have the right to force you to pray if it's a public school. If it's a Christian school, then go ahead and pray. I really don't mind if people pray in public, as long as they don't force me to pray.
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    You're going to be stuck in power armour (forever!)

    I'd have a suit of power amour that would be mostly invisible and about 1mm thick I'd call the Omega Suit with all the features of pretty much all the power armors out there. With a removable helmet that's sort of more of a hat with a faceplate. It'd also let me actually taste the food. And it'd...
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    If you could change one event in history, just to see what happens

    I would teleport the entire world of 2011, minus people, to replace the world of, let's say 1950.
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