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Comparing Ocarina of Time and Elder Scrolls is an apples and oranges situation. Both Zelda and Elder Scrolls have groundbreaking titles. While Gothic may have been the earliest example the type of gameplay Morrowind has to offer, Morrowind wasn't plagued by the bugs Gothic titles have on their...

I'm reviewing Final Fantasy 13 as an example. Why review a game that's a year old? Cause I can buy if for $12 off ebay. That's why? Many people wrongfully claimed this was too linear for an RPG. The game doesn't open up till you've played for 25 hours. First off, Final Fantasy has always...

As an American, I do like British culture, especially comedy, but I can't get over their obsession with making everything cute. I'm not even sure if cute is the right word, it's just the best word I can muster. They don't just apply cute names to things like the Japanese do, but apply...

Many of you are mentioning MMOs which I don't think should really count cause those games are meant to be played for hundreds of hours doing the same thing over and over again. If we're counting those, then the Castle Perilous MUD, which is now defunct, easily cost me 1000+ hours of my pre-teen...

Replying to a really old thread here. I like Green Lantern. Green Lantern is my favorite. I've been waiting two goddamn years for this movie to materialize. The reason I like the Lantern is just how epic the Lanterns are in the DC Universe. The recent reboot that added the whole light...

My best advice here is the fewer people around, the better. Know the people who are around you. Also, women are a little bit more sensitive, especially when they don't know you're joking. Funny thing about jokes is that you could tell a joke on stage in front of an audience of 20,000 and...

The ability to write a groundbreaking original novel that has already been written.

The power to not believe in the world around him, but only if I suffer from leprosy.

That's not completely useless. You'd be allowed to tailgate with impunity!

Space Invaders. What happens after mankind manages to counter the aliens nefarious strategy of "Drop down, increase speed, reverse direction?"

The SeltzerBerg spoofs are terrible, but they're not the worst when it comes to spoofs. The absolute worst spoof of all-time, and by all-time I mean from now until 1 trillion years from now when the universe succumbs to entropy and every star in the universe has flickered and died, is "The...

The series isn't trippy in the sense that the plot is hard to follow, but I can't help but feel like Zelazny was really high when he came up with the idea, which is why I love it so much. I've never done LSD, I just really like weird stuff. When Corwyn is traveling through Shadow, I can't help...

I feel comfortable watching Birth of a Nation cause I look at it as a cultural study of the time period. If you ever read a direct translation of 1001 Nights, you'll read a lot of terrible comments on Jews, Christians, blacks, and women. What do you expect? It's 1000 years old. I find...

Yeah, but it's not a sequel to the series at large. Only Zelda 2 is a direct sequel to the first Zelda game. Everything else takes place before the first one. I really only met this as a joke, cause I'm sure there's no intention of ever making a true Zelda 3. Many younger gamers have never...

This is not a snide comment. Plan 9 From Outer Space. Not because it's a bad film. Everyone knows it's a bad film. It's THE bad film, but there's all this hype about it being so bad you have to watch it cause it's soooo funny. Here's a spoiler. It isn't funny. It was called the worst...