Recent content by JackVykios

Logic doesn't come into it. Love is emotional. Sexual attraction is emotional. The value system your brain uses to determine things like attraction cannot be easily deduced, no matter how the question is asked, and sex is so deeply ingrained into our being that finding its roots is like looking...

Goddamnit. My uni doesn't let my PS3 connect to the internet, so I've not had it hooked up since September, and now I can't get free shit as a result! WTF!

Then talk to HER about it. Sorry, but you aren't gonna get anything from a forum that's more useful. We don't know your girlfriend, and we don't know you. We don't know how you work together, we don't know what you two like about each other and what you fight about. Nobody who doesn't know you...

No, but I would support initiatives by the state to encourage people to have two kids or less. You know, giving people the facts, telling them what the best thing to do is, and then making sure they're aware of the consequences of overpopulation and how they would ultimately contribute. All this...

That's what an experience is. When you say you can't get something back, you're ignoring the fact that you're getting something in its stead. The very concept of virginity is simply a mark of importance placed by a culture upon sex. I mean, do what you want, believe what you want, but the whole...

Thinking with your gut there, citizen! I like it! No facts! No news! All that's needed is "UK Atheists telling people not to put Jedi as their religion in the census," and that's all the information a gut needs to make a wise, informed decision about a people united behind the despicable flag of...

This isn't really one of those decisions I'd put down to democracy. Especially internet democracy. Of course, anyone stupid enough to look to people on the internet when it comes to wearing a helmet probably deserves what they get, and in that case, don't wear a helmet; you'll be doing...

Halo. Eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything. Seriously though, I can't think of any, except those Sims I made whose lives were perfect. Most games seem to be built around characters whose lives suck (otherwise there'd be no game), but who just about have the skills to overcome the...

I agree with every word he said...yeah. Not much more to say than that, really... Fun game, but it really does exist simply because of the second game's awful ending. And I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt that the best thing to do for everyone would be to stop playing the game, because...

I was going to post...but now there's really no point at all...mainly because I can't stop watching this due to its being absolutely fucking hilarious, but also because the arguments he makes are far better than mine could have been. Also, I've not seen this movie in years. Thankfully.

"Son, I'd like to take this opportunity to talk to you about some debts you're about to inherit." "I think...I think I'm actually getting better! Yes, I think I can--PFAHAHAHAHA! Nahh, I'm just jostlin' ya. I'm going to die in a bit." "Where's that Swedish hooker I hired to piss on my...

Are people REALLY complaining that Yahtzee isn't reviewing the game correctly by playing only the first 5 hours? The fact that any of you care about his skills as a reviewer baffles me. Isn't he more a parody of a reviewer? He almost always gives negative reviews, even of good games. I take...

Spontaneous? Like when Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990? But yeah, I agree. Same goes for games; I try not to make a habit of telling game-designers what they should do, since things are far more enjoyable than when they're unexpected.

Half-Life, easy. People say "oh the settings bored the shit out of me", but that isn't what amazes me. It's simply the believability, as someone has already said, it feels like it could happen, and everything that happens is backed up. Not like Halo where science is ignored simply to get to the...

Shia la...no. No. Just...just don't. That boy has one roll in him, and that's the one his body will make upon landing after being fired out of a cannon into the sun. Nathan Fillion's awesome...but I can't see him as Roland. Viggo would be good, but I can only see Dark Tower working as a TV...