Recent content by Jake|Ranger

So, I just googled Top Heavy Tarts 25 in Google Images, just out of curiosity. And thanks to you, that gif of Jim Sterling is on the front page of the results. Good work hahahaha!

Haha, seeing your wink of death comment instantly made me think of this. Very flirty indeed.

It's not firefox. It's ad block pro. Just change the filter settings to allow ads on the escapist. Although I guess some other ad block add ons might do the same thing.

Tetris Battle on Facebook has apparently like 9 million monthly users.

I think most people here would be either nocturnal or at least people who stay up quite late and sleep in a fair portion of the next day.

I turned 19 today and I was just wondering if anyone else out there was as fortunate as me to be born on xmas. I realise there is as much a chance of people being born today as there was a week ago, but I don't care. Also, do you see it as a good thing, bad thing or just don't really give a...

I guess the most obvious to say would be Jesus Christ, but seeing as that's a load of shit, I guess here are a few others. The Veronicas. Isaac Newton. Dido. Leopold II Maximilian. And on a sad note. Charlie Chaplin died on my birthday. :(

Well when I was growing up, there was some a Christian commercial on TV with a bunch of kids walking through some trees proudly annoucning, 'God made me'. Over and over again for 30 seconds. Of course I was brought up believing that was bull shit so I completely hated that ad every time it came...

Not sure if someone else has said this already, being 9 pages long and all. But if you play Star Wars episode one on the PS1, when you are on tatooine, if you kill enough people, anakin refuses to go with you. Because he thinks you're a bad person. Which is ridiculous. All I did was stab his mum...

In Day of Defeat, I use space bar for sprint. And in Counter-Strike I use space bar for slow walk. On more than one occasion I've tried to sprint past the double doors up to bomb site B in de-dust2 only be slowly walk and get owned by a terrorist.

Zero Punctuation. Escapist better be paying Yahtzee a shit tonne of money. If it weren't for him this site would proabably be ded.

Dropping them would solve the problem I guess, but it's still kind of stupid just to put them into your inventory like that. They could have just had some kind of thing where when you got the game you were given a unique code or something and whenever you feel like you jsut have to type that...

Nope. I never have been and never will be. I find it quite funny that at a young age when I would tell my friends "I don't believe in god" and got the whole, shocked look as though I was a demon or something and critised for not being able to explain if god didn't make us then who did (I was...

I've never been moved by a game that I can think of other than the enjoyment factor and the satification at winning. But that doesn't make books any better. I've read plenty of books and I've never really felt that moved by any. I've been moved by movies before though. If anyone didn't get...

Althought I've never bought a game online through steam before. I do like the auto updating and I think that having all the games in the one place is quite handy. I don't actually have any complaints about it at all. The reason origin is probably getting hate at the moment is becuase of the...