Recent content by jake09050

I understand what you are saying, but whenever i make one it sucks and i enjoy the orginality here so i decided to see if anybody can make a great gamertag.

Hey i was thinking of changing my Gamertag on Xbox live and i cant really think of anything original or unique so i was thinking that maybe you guys here at the Escapist could help. Remember that it can only be 15 letter/numbers long. If you come up with a one i really like i will give you...

I have a pure-bred Johnson breed American bulldog. They are usually crazy exspensive, but i saved mine from abuse. I got him when he was 2 months old. That was 8 years ago. Wow where does the time go? Any way if you don't know American bulldogs are pretty big dogs. Mine ways about 160ish pounds...

Sorry my computer hates me. It quoted the wrong person. Btw it's a comedy show.

Is that a Tosh.0 reference?

I am constantly to lazy to prepare food for myself. I have gone days with barely eating anything you can consider a meal. So yes i am to lazy to eat.

I don't know if many of you follow sports, but i am a hockey fanatic. I love hockey for some reason or another it has always held a spot in my heart. So my fellow escapees i ask thee what is your favorite sport and favorite team from said sport. As you may have guessed my favorite sport is...

So i went outside today to practice hockey when i saw my 4 year old neighbor crying. Me being a baddass went over to see what was wrong. It turns out two girls around 7 years old went over and stole her bike right from underneath her. What the fuck is up with that? So my fellow escapist i ask...

So my fellow escapees as you may have noticed the Chicago Blackhawks have won the Stanley Cup a few days ago and that got me wondering. How many of you guys watch or play hockey and if so what is your favorite team (NHL, DEL, AHL, Ect.). I've played Ice and Dek (like street hockey, but on...

My two favorite quotes are: 1. We're all in this together, but we'll all die alone. 2. If you can't lead by example, intimdate.

Yes unfortunatley i am. Well that's what happens when you fuck up.

I am 15. I turn 16 in october. People in real life assume that i am older than i actually am and when i post i assume that i sound older than i actually am because for such a young age i have experienced quite a bit and i am also a great thinker, so i like to believe that i can contribute to any...

Sour Girl-Stone Temple Pilots i was a superman but looks are decieving

Umm... Fight Club-Awesome Book The Outsiders-Really good if not short Rumble Fish-See above

Is it the alphabet?