Your all time favorite quote is...?
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"SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKA, SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA, SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!!" pulp fiction samule l jackson was the best, not sure if i spelled his first name right, but who cares.bad_dog14 said:
"You know what you are Blondie? YOU'RE A NO GOOD SONOFA-Blaaawwoooo A Woo Wooo" Tuco
"You know there ain't no Devil there's just God when he's drunk" Tom Waits
"Better him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in" LBJ
"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go." Max Rocachansky
"It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle." Johnny Caspar
"You know there ain't no Devil there's just God when he's drunk" Tom Waits
"Better him inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in" LBJ
"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go." Max Rocachansky
"It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin' on chance - and then you're back with anarchy, right back in the jungle." Johnny Caspar
HAHA I was about to pick this one (too many awesome quotes out of that show), but I have the shirt of this quote, so I felt obligated. :]sabbat said:
Or: "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
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Also, this lengthy beauty from Sir Charlie Brooker on the Conservatives:
"If there was an election tomorrow, and the only two choices were the Nazis or the Tories, I'd vote Tory with an extremely heavy heart. In descending order of vehemence, my objections to the Tory species stem from a) everything they do, b) everything they say, c) everything they stand for, d) how they look, e) their stupid names and f) the noises I imagine they make in bed. I once overheard two posh people - almost certainly Tories - having sex in a hotel room. It was grim. The woman kept saying, "Fuck me, Gerald," in a cut-glass accent, which was funny, but Gerald himself soon wiped the grin off my face with his grunting, which wasn't really grunting at all, but instead consisted of the words "oh" and "ah" crisply orated aloud, like Sir Laurence Olivier reading dialogue off a card at an early rehearsal. I didn't stick around long enough to hear the climax, but I imagine the words "gosh", "crumbs", and "crikey" probably put in an appearance."
Yes, that counts as a single quote ok
Also, this lengthy beauty from Sir Charlie Brooker on the Conservatives:
"If there was an election tomorrow, and the only two choices were the Nazis or the Tories, I'd vote Tory with an extremely heavy heart. In descending order of vehemence, my objections to the Tory species stem from a) everything they do, b) everything they say, c) everything they stand for, d) how they look, e) their stupid names and f) the noises I imagine they make in bed. I once overheard two posh people - almost certainly Tories - having sex in a hotel room. It was grim. The woman kept saying, "Fuck me, Gerald," in a cut-glass accent, which was funny, but Gerald himself soon wiped the grin off my face with his grunting, which wasn't really grunting at all, but instead consisted of the words "oh" and "ah" crisply orated aloud, like Sir Laurence Olivier reading dialogue off a card at an early rehearsal. I didn't stick around long enough to hear the climax, but I imagine the words "gosh", "crumbs", and "crikey" probably put in an appearance."
Yes, that counts as a single quote ok
so many good quotes, i dont know where to begin. "wherever there's life, there's darkness. and the stronger the light, the deeper the darkness." season 2, digimon.
dont remember who said it: "We are all books containing thousands of pages, and upon each of them lies an irrevocable truth." maybe mark twain
"Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it" Terry goodkind, in his sword of truth series.
"never let your schooling, interfere with your education" mark twain.
"always do right, this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest." mark twain
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." mark twain
"Those who sacrifice liberty for security, deserve neither" Ben Franklin.
"A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one" Ben Franklin
"Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn." Ben Franklin
"Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." Ben Franklin
"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." Thomas Jefferson
"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." Thomas Jefferson
I could go on, but i think that my favorite of all time may be the simplest, "People are stupid! They may be made to believe any lie, either because they want it to be true, or because they are afraid that it is." Wizard's first rule, Sword of truth series, Terry Goodkind, either this one or the one about schooling and education from mark twain
dont remember who said it: "We are all books containing thousands of pages, and upon each of them lies an irrevocable truth." maybe mark twain
"Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it" Terry goodkind, in his sword of truth series.
"never let your schooling, interfere with your education" mark twain.
"always do right, this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest." mark twain
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." mark twain
"Those who sacrifice liberty for security, deserve neither" Ben Franklin.
"A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one" Ben Franklin
"Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn." Ben Franklin
"Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." Ben Franklin
"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." Thomas Jefferson
"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." Thomas Jefferson
I could go on, but i think that my favorite of all time may be the simplest, "People are stupid! They may be made to believe any lie, either because they want it to be true, or because they are afraid that it is." Wizard's first rule, Sword of truth series, Terry Goodkind, either this one or the one about schooling and education from mark twain
Very good.marter said:
Two of my favorites at the moment are;
"The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." - Mark Twain
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Also, if I may be so bold.....
"The U.S. funded the allied victory in World War Two, but The Soviet Union paid for it". - Steve McCullough (Me)
Duke Nukem
amn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
The Warriors:Cyrus:Can you dig it?
Dumb and Dumber:Lloyd: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
amn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! The Warriors:Cyrus:Can you dig it?
Dumb and Dumber:Lloyd: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." -H.P. Lovecraft
Makes me think about how insignificant humanity really is in the wider scope of things.
Makes me think about how insignificant humanity really is in the wider scope of things.
Doctor: "Didn't anybody told you, there is one thing you never put in a trap if your smart. If you value your very continued existence, if you have any plans on seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap."
Angel Bob: "And what would that be sir."
From Doctor Who Series 5 Episode 4
Angel Bob: "And what would that be sir."
Doctor: "Me."