Recent content by Jaranu

At this point, Alyx better materialize when I install the game, and proceed to have hawt smex with me for waiting for an above average shooter to finally come out.

Hmmm... by deaths servant, what would that be? If it involves being sorta of demi grim reaper or something... maybe. But probably not... On the other hand, I could wish for Dors Feline to marry me and have all the crazy sex I want with her.... so I would probably say yes. Yes, I am...

I view it as a stupid question because its pretty obvious WHY nations and people don't get along.

I honestly don't know why no one has made that joke. Congrats. You made me laugh! XD

sigh.... When will there be a good viral countdown that isn't easy to figure out? I mean, I don't know for SURE that its WWZ, but I think its safe to say Zombies. When will someone make a movie that has an Apocalypse not caused by zombies/nuclear war/robots? Sigh.... I should really...

Here. Your not asking the right question. What need is there for sex in a video game? How would sex and nudity improve any game? Would halo be better if cortana bent over once in a while to recieve a pounding from Master Cheif? Walk Starcraft 2 be better is Kerrigan was having an...

I have many deja vu's, but only one really stands out. The whole day was a deja vu. Everything. I knew at every moment what was gonna happen to me. It was freaky as shit.

I'm not ENTIRELY sure what communism is exactly, and I am too lazy to find out. From what I can tell though, as long as humans are humans, it will never work, because we think of whats best for us before we think of whats best for others. Also, Free healthcare is not communist. Its...

For seriousness, Jeraphim. Sounds cool. For teh lolz, S.S. Big Richard!

Good one. While I do love my Wii (That sounded wrong) it really is nothing more than a money printing machine for nintendo. And Bowling and tennis are on here? Cheap. But yeah, a good video, and anyone who wants to stop watching these just because you canstantly insult the Wii is...

Why would Dante help her? He's doing what every guy on the planet is doing. He's trying to get laid. ___________________________________________________________________________ Good one guys, I can't wait for METAL GEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR. Also, I laughed like crazy at the...