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    Critical Miss: God Emperor of Steam #1

    Watchman Reference ftw, was not expecting to see that today, kudos I say.
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    Zero Punctuation: Metroid Other M

    Any ideas as to what the "Special Episode" mentioned at the very end will be centered around?
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    235: The Guitar Hero Effect

    Heya gent! Didn't know you contributed to the escapist. I do think though that the old feel of the Guitar Hero franchise (I,e. Heavy Metal/Metal) seems to be fading away to a lighter tone, less heavy and more about general rock. While this is still good it'll never really feel the same as it...
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    Whos your dream girl/boy?

    Goth girl, always has to be a Goth girl, preferably attractive like my ex. A strange personality that doesn't give a crap what anyone else thinks of them, being able to be friendly a necessity. Do love Goths :<
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    How do I use the Escapist Store?

    Fair enough, thanks AWC
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    How do I use the Escapist Store?

    Nah, Maestro
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    How do I use the Escapist Store?

    This is going to come off as a nub question but well, here goes. I live in the UK and the Escapist Store is an american based site so I can't order anything based upon my credit card being english, anything I can do which I've probably missed out blatantly? Help a gamer out :<
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    What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

    I got bitten by my girlfriend back in april. On the tongue, no really, we were making out then she suddenly starts nibbling my tongue, was very "lolwut" :<
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    Poll: Brütal Legend or Uncharted 2?

    I know I'm prolly gonna get kicked in the teeth for this, and I do want to give U2 a try as soon as I know someone with a PS3, but I found that the RTS battles in BL were pretty easy even on Brutal difficulty :S I'm not trying to gloat or anything but I'm just wonder why you guys had a hard...
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    Poll: First Kiss.

    Mine was back when I was 14 ^^ Was with a girl who was same age, met over the internet. Stunningly attractive goth and we were madly in love with each other. I was round hers when her family went out for a while and she had me lay down on her bed, crawled up to me and kissed me for the first...
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    Zero Punctuation: Beatles Rock Band and Guitar Hero 5

    Nice review Yahtzee :) Guitar hero and Rock Band have kinda lost their charm tbh, used to play the old Guitar hero games, i.e, 1,2,3 but ever since world tour it's been kinda dead and stagnating.
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    Who's tired of hearing the term WoW Killer tossed around?

    Ah right, wasn't aware WAR Dev team had said something stupid like that, cheers. Was gonna say though, it's nice to see some new MMO's coming out not claiming to be a "Badass wow killer" and that they're going to take the No1 MMO spot and that they're just focusing on being GOOD. Remember...
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    Who's tired of hearing the term WoW Killer tossed around?

    To be truly honest I haven't heard a single MMORPG developer dub their game a "Wow killer". I'm no fanboy of blizzard myself, used to play wow before they kicked it's teeth in with Wrath of the Lich King but anyway. I'm looking forward to the release of Aion a lot, even though it may be worse...
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    The best games only you know about

    Yeah, the very same. Was obscenely hard on occasions and on some screw ups you had to restart the whole bloody level unless you saved a lot... which I didn't -_- Never found all the chalices :|
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    The best games only you know about

    Medieval, that game was so very awesome but noone I've met besides my brother knows about it =(