Recent content by Jehovatron

I have a feeling that the wiimote/BB gun-matter will end up focusing on this: https://www.google.com/search?q=wii+remote+gun+attachment&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=U7IIU-PcIqSQyAH_5YG4DQ&sqi=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg&biw=1260&bih=829

"Hawthorne police Lt. Scott Swain said the shooting was in the interests of everyone's safety. 'I know it's the dog's master, and more than likely not going to attack him, (but) we've got a guy handcuffed that's kind of defenseless. We have a duty to defend him, too,' he said."...

My wife and I are both art models, so we shave... for the sake of ART! Because art does not exist without pain.. and itching. Or some such shit. Actually, we shaved before starting any modeling because we both think body hair is icky. I've seen a lot of comments on the subject of itching and...

I do mean Big Spoon/Little Spoon (Big holds Little), and, as far as differentiation between types of spooning goes, I don't know that it matters. As long as Partner A's back is facing Partner B's chest and there is physical contact, I'm willing to consider that an act of spooning.

I was discussing the specific act of cuddling known as spooning with a few friends and was surprised to hear that one of them (female) felt that women hold men (in the spooning position) far more often than the rest my friends and I felt that they did. Unable to find hard numbers or reputable...

In no particular order: "Just sayin'", "Suck it up", "It's just what I was raised to believe" and "Everyone's entitled to his own opinion."

I'm surprised that no one else seems to have picked up on how widely shared the experience of dinner time child abuse is or, for that matter, taken issue with it. Personally, I can clearly recall being seven years old and having my arm twisted behind my back and my head forced toward...

I'm getting married to this: http://www.facebook.com/gabrielle.rineer . I think I win X-Mas. Also, we're getting married on 12/21/2012 so, if the world doesn't end, you can thank us. We accept cash.

My functional computers are named as follows: Jehovatron III (my primary system inherits the title of the God-king made machine. Clearly, this is His third incarnation.) Lincoln Osiris (Tropic Thunder) B00b13dr46oN (Retarded Animal Babies) Liberated Wommon (because I liberated it from my...

I know that this stems from the distant, distant past of 1 year ago, but I just realized that I never got closure from this story. In case you missed the resolution as well: http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2011/06/evan_emory_released_from_jail.html tl;dr- "On April 12, Emory...

Waterboarding. See what I did there? 'Cause it's not really torture... right? Right?

It took me 24 years and a bit of alcohol, but I was finally able to force myself onto the dance floor of a Philadelphia night club that I go to... that was 5 years ago. Then, I met my (now) fiance. Her home schooled, Christian upbringing had left her without the ability to do anything other...

Caitlin: I am happy this exists and wish I could go. GeekGirlCon http://www.geekgirlcon.com/ ---------------------------------------------------------------- Jacqueline: This might be a cool girls only trip for next year..... ----------------------------------------------------------------...

For some mid/late-90's flavor: Spawn. Terrible movie, but the sound track was a whole bunch of well-regarded "alternative" bands working in pairs. Also, Lost Highway.

Your poll's choices reflect your lack of XP. I demand an option that reflects my more... developed repertoire. Perhaps, "Hit a grand slam and then fucked the mascot in front of the whole stadium, including - nay, especially - the children, for whom I signed the-" and we can stop there.