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This is the first next-gen game that's been announced that has be seriously considering getting a next-gen console. This looks like the mother of all sandbox games, and if it can live up to its potential, I reckon it could end up being fantastic.

I almost always enjoy a game/ book/ movie/ tv show if it employs the trope "Anyone Can Die" well. There's something about knowing that nobody's safe that often makes things much more involving and engrossing for me... Even if I sometimes end up feeling really down when sympathetic characters get...

Can't quite work out what part of Children of Men he's referring to that partially ruined the movie for him. Personally, I thought it was pretty consistently great throughout.

Couldn't really get into Dragon Age Origins after playing and thoroughly enjoying the Mass Effect trilogy. I did give it 10 hours, and I can't say it was bad, but it just didn't grab me for some reason like the Mass Effect games did. I couldn't particularly get into the first BioShock either.

It's pretty funny how I got an ad for The Lone Ranger played right before this scathing review...

This could be MovieBob's audition for the upcoming remake of Chaplin's The Great Dictator. (Which isn't happening at all, but I bet I just made some of you shit bricks).

As an Australian who played and enjoyed Saints Row 2 and 3, I'm not to disappointed. This game really doesn't look that appealing to me- looks almost identical to Saints Row the Third, except the graphics are a bit darker and murkier.

Wait, so there's a sequence comparable in greatness to the incredible "Jesse's Back-story" scene in Toy Story 2, but the movie's still a let-down?

Pan's Labyrinth is one of my all-time favourite movies, so I'm keen to see anything from Del Toro. Shit, he was the only reason I tracked down the Hellboy movies recently (first one was a little "meh," but the second was surprisingly really good). I'm figuring Pacific Rim will feel a bit like...

The dog has good agility and speed, so I'm betting on it attacking the giant enemy crab's weak spot in order to cause massive damage.

If at E3 they announce Crackdown 3, Just Cuase 3, Fallout 4, some special, truly next-gen version of GTA 5, and The Elder Scrolls 6 among those "15 exclusive games" then yes, I'll buy one. But that won't happen. So no.

I do like the Jimquisition, but I can't help feeling a little down after each episode, seeing as he always reveals so many brutal truths about the sorry state the games industry is currently in.

Hell, I like a good linear game, I like a good open world game, and I like a good in-between game. As long as care and effort gets put into some of the more top-tier next generation games, and as long as more linear experiences don't become fully extinct, I'm happy.

Yeah, I thought Iron Man 3 was staggeringly meh. I found it oddly boring, actually checking my watch a few times during the movie. Also, the fact that almost every character just seems to be able to shrug off dangerous situations so easily makes many of the action scenes feel very tensionless.

Well, and I thought I was a terrible parallel parker. It is difficult, but maybe not quite THAT difficult.