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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Future Wars

    I used to go to sleep to Yahtzee and Gabriel's Let's Play of this game. Often.
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    Five Nights at Freddy's and the Nature of the Jumpscare

    He referenced RedLetterMedia! It's the best feeling when one of my favorite Internet entities mentions another one.
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    What are your "cool down" games

    - Half-Life 2 for when I want to be able to run through a game knowing exactly where each enemy and item will be because I've played it so many times. - Minecraft for when I want to build a house. (after that, I usually get bored and stop) - Any Assassin's Creed game for when I want to jump...
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    A New Commandment for Developing Games With RPG Elements

    For all of it's faults, I found Assassin's Creed: Unity to do this quite well. Almost all of the side missions are unlocked on the map from the start, but they all have difficulty star ratings which actually reflect the difficulty fairly accurately. I tried tackling a 4-star difficulty mission...
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    No Right Answer: Best Current Cartoon Network Cartoon

    I think that it would have been a much more interesting argument if both of them had seen a large amount of the other's show. I thought the exact same thing about Adventure Time as Chris did, but then I watched 4 seasons in a row, and I'm evangelizing it to other people like crazy. Also, I...
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    A Great Ending...

    The ending to the Chzo Mythos/ John DeFoe series that Yahtzee Croshaw made left me amazed. Seriously, I've been thinking about the end to 6 Days a Stranger (the 4th/last game of the series) since the first time I finished it, which was about a year ago. Anyone who hasn't played the series...
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    Your Favorite Let's Player

    GameGrumps, ProtonJon, Niichts, and Jerma985. That is all. GameGrumps just freakin' funny, ProtonJon just sounds intelligent and funny at the same time. Niichts and Jerma985 make my favorite shooter videos (mainly TF2 content) Also SeaNanners and Hutch make some pretty great videos...
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    Say something nice about the Star Wars Prequel. If you can.

    I came awfully close to falling dead asleep on all three of the movies (yes, even during the mostly pointless lightsaber fights), but really the only thing that kept me awake for an extended period of time was the extremely long, drawn-out, especially pointless first scene in Episode 3...
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    who didn't buy skyrim today

    I didn't because I don't own an XBox 360. >.< Yeah. People like me exist. We are very real. We are more than you know. And we need help. Donate to the XBox-less. Every penny counts.
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    Just why is PC gaming the master race?

    I don't really care what console I play, I just want to play some good games. If I want to play some Halo, I'll play it on the XBox 360. If I wanted to play some Mario, I'd play on the Wii or the DS. If I have an urge for some Portal, Half-Life, Team Fortress, what have you, I'll open Steam on...
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    Is it that hard to find a virgin?

    And thus is the original reason for marriage and the standards of anti-pre-marriage sex! People figured they ought to actually get to know someone and become so attached to someone so as to get married to them. People don't normally get married until they're sure they're sure. And thus, by the...
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    If you voted for Obama or you're a Muslim, you better not try to learn gun safety in Texas

    As a loyal Texan, Conservative, and Christian, I find 3 things in this thread that are offending. Number one is the subject matter (yes, I am against racism and undermining other religions), number two is what thethingthatlurks said, and number three is how hypocritical everyone is on...
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    Free your Hate!

    I hate it when people hate on Team Fortress 2. (<3) And I hate bronies. (no racist)
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    Scientists On Trial For.... Earthquakes?

    So when some stupid ignorant angry people do and say stupid ignorant angry things, that automatically makes them "religious nuts"? Prejudiced much?
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    The misinterpretation of evolution

    Well, actually the basis of Darwin's evolution was to rebel against the idea that God created the world. That it all just randomly happened with nothing overseeing it. So most Christians reject the idea because of it. But obviously we can't prove anything. All we believe is that there definitely...