Recent content by JoeTheLabGuy

"Hmm? What's that blu- GAH" Joe is pinned to the ground after she falls out of the air onto him. Looks at her oddly after she licks him for no apparent reason at all. "Hi...I'm Joe...." Stares at her strangly as she goes on about her favorite things the passes out on him. "Well....let's hope...

"Owwww....We'll that hurt....and my waffles are gone...." muttered Joe. "Hello?" says Joe. Joe twitches when he hears a growling sound behind him. "Oh no....I've studied that sound in my early days. It could only be..." Runs away from the noise and climbs up a ladder, banging the lid off the...

"Well....that was weird...Owwww, that crazy goat pricked me in the back with it's horns! At least I have you, Zack." "Zack?" Joesph turned around and saw his awesome mouse having a battle with a horde of zombies. "Zombies? How dare they defy the laws of physics and stay alive!? Only I can do...

After gathering ingredients from near-by resterants, Joe had gotten enough to create something! What it would be, he didn't care. He just felt like making life. After 1 hour and 23 minutes of messing around, his work imploded, then exploded to form a mouse. "Hooray! I've made an...errr..mouse. I...

Joseph would suddenly appear from a rip in the dimenion. He would then fall face flat on the ground and look around at the scene before him. Joseph says "Where the heck am I?" Joe looks at the black box in his hand and throws it over his shoulder, sighing. "Thing's broken now....only took me...