The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Roamin11]

Shrike 186008 felt the EMP's waves go over his carapace, and he couldn't help but try to calculate the damage were he a normal AI. It would have shut him down, but luckily his creators had made sure that none of the Shrike mass production (or even the original for that matter) would be incapacitated by such an attack.

He decided to test how these other humans would react when met with victory, he cried out in "shock" and feel to his knees and then flat on his spiked visage. He saw as one of the humans approached him, and spoke to the shirtless human "To invade Canada" said the man kneeling beside the Shrike, he decided to play along with this, morphing the back of his head to have a primitive access port. He analysed the incoming data, if he had the capacity to scoff, he would have, these hacking codes wouldn't even work, the Shrike was a Quantum computer, he had gone past codes like this hundreds of years to go. But he allowed himself to be transported and brought to old earth Central park. He was confused but laid in the grass in the park, his unceasing glowing eyes staring up at blue sky. He watched as the other bot ran north, he just laid there. Thinking.. Slowly pulling away from his body for a moment back to the void which binds. His body sat there in the park, lifeless and the eyes finally cease to glow.

"I'll be back for you" he thought to his body.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Adam turned around due to the Disembodied voice. "What the fuck?..."

"Down here" Said the voice from Shrike 186008

"Oh damnit. I hate it when they do this." Said Adam as he took Shrike's batteries out and went to work on his memory unit.

And then pil- Wait? Am I just reading everything I already said? Fuck, uhhhh, okay...read that.....read that....And then Adam and Kratos flew away in the Raven's, leaving the Heroes behind.

 

[Orinon]

Ryan woke up in central park in new york.
"Hey Ryan you ok?" asked Frank
"Oh yeah I'm fine Emp's don't bug me." as he said this electricity arced from him and he fell to the ground unconscious
"Ok you keep telling yourself that man." said Frank completely unconvinced.
Ryan awoke several Hours later, he decided to check his memories oddly incomplete but the self diagnostics came up clean so he thought nothing of it, There was one objective however.
"I must destroy Canada I need to go, I'll be back in a few months If I'm lucky."
he then ran at a speed that would shame an Olympic athlete. heading North

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: OOC

No....Just fucking no....No more fucking rewinding time here alright. Orinon edit your post. I don't fucking rewind time and change everything just because it isn't going my way do I?

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: Orinon

Really? Not even a scratch? If you're gonna God Mod go to an RP That accepts that sorta thing. Sure we may be silly and sometimes over powered when the situation calls for it, but when you can't get the hint that you're over stepping your boundaries, you really start to get on people's nerves. D:<

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: IGNORE THIS POST.

Didn't read Maddawg's post all the way, my bad.

 

[JoeTheLabGuy]

Joseph would suddenly appear from a rip in the dimenion. He would then fall face flat on the ground
and look around at the scene before him. Joseph says "Where the heck am I?" Joe looks at the black box in his
hand and throws it over his shoulder, sighing. "Thing's broken now....only took me half way and
dropped me here....I knew I should have brought more batteries!" "Well, I guess I'll just explore this new place!"
"Can't be too bad, now can it?" He then walks off, dusting off his lab coat and adjusting his glasses. "Maybe
I'll meet some new friends. I'm hungry though. I could use some waffles right about now."

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Orinion

knock that shit off man, you are doing that thing again

Chell and Hazama fell out of the portal inside the same room they had been in. Chell got of Hazama.
"sorry about that, Mr. cool hat, I'm Chell what your name."

 

[JoeTheLabGuy]

After gathering ingredients from near-by resterants, Joe had gotten enough to create something! What it would be, he didn't care. He just felt like making life. After 1 hour and 23 minutes of messing around, his work imploded, then exploded to form a mouse. "Hooray! I've made an...errr..mouse. I made a mouse!" Joeseph is then knocked over when the mouth spews out a green laser for no apparent reason. "Hmmm....I guess I'll name you Zack." Joe picks up the mouse and stuffs him in his pocket, and treks on in this strange place. "Now all I need is my waffles, and I'll be set."

 

[Ramthundar]

"HELLO NEW GUY!"

Joe nearly had a heart-attack from the high-pitched squeal, quickly turning around to see his attacker. He was surprised to just see a very eager goat.

"Ah, hey there little guy, did you get lost from the farm?" he asked in a cutesy little voice.

The goat gave him a curious look. "Unless that farm be packing some major kegs o' mead, I don't think so."

Joe was running for about 5 minutes before the goat caught up to him and tackled him to the ground.

"HEY! Name's Ramthundar, and I'm the sorta-sorta-head-honcho round here. Let me just say, WELCOME TO YOU'RE NEW INSANITY!"

Joe decided to just stare to see if the creature would leave him alone.

"Anyways, while you're here and all, let me just tell you (AND REMIND OTHERS WHO MAY BE SLACKING, HEM HEM, COUGH COUGH) bout our simple rules around here!"

[HEADING=3]READ PREVIOUS POSTER'S POSTS OF PREPOSTEROUSNESS![/HEADING] Sure, you might just want to go ahead and post whatever crazy comes to you're head, but you should at least know what's going on or have read 4-5 of the previous posts. That way you can continue with the flow of the story instead of slamming it into jarring stop as the other posters try to figure out how to add you to the story!

[HEADING=3]ONLY A LITTLE MIND CONTROL, PWEASE![/HEADING] Round here, it's perfectly okay to control other's for a bit while you tell you're story. But no one likes to have their game played out by another, so unless you're writing about yourself or what you're doing, just keep your posting short and give other people a chance to be amazed/disgusted/filled with fury by your post!

[HEADING=3]NO GOD MOD![/HEADING] Now if your guy is all powerful and great and etc etc, sure, why not? But make it interesting. Have some weakness, some flaws...or at least have him react to major events with something better then "Oh, he just walked away without a scratch cause he's so cool and sexy and awesome!!1!1lolol!1." Many a Jersey Shore Douche has shown us, no one likes to hear about how awesome you are.

Ramthundar took a deep breath. "Ahh, those titles are always take it outta me. Well, that's all the rules for yah! So have fun, make some friends, AND DON'T SCREW UP! K, byez!"

Joe suddenly found himself to be where-ever he was, alone again.

"Oh, and by-the-by, that Chell crazy portal lass? REAL FUN TIME! Glad to have her on board!"

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell short attentian spam kicked in while waiting for an answer.
She started Jammin'

Spoiler: Jammin' Chell and song

 

[Sviests]

Suddenly, out of nowhere Cheshire cat appears. "Anybody care for a cup of tea?" He said and grinned maniacally.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell finishes her song, and looks and the fluffy Kitty who had asked about delicous beverages.
"I would Mr. Kitty cat, I'm Chell and this is my portal gun, say hi portal gun." says Chell
"..."says the Portal gun, portal guns can't talk.

Spoiler: Ram

Many a Jersey Shore Douche has shown us, no one likes to hear about how awesome you are.

Fucking Hilarious *thumbs up*

 

[JoeTheLabGuy]

"Well....that was weird...Owwww, that crazy goat pricked me in the back with it's horns! At least I have you, Zack." "Zack?" Joesph turned around and saw his awesome mouse having a battle with a horde of zombies. "Zombies? How dare they defy the laws of physics and stay alive!? Only I can do that!" He then launches himself at the zombie horde and throws his newest creations at them. Exploding waffles that it. He then dramatically poses to an imaginary screen, with a huge, golden "Victory!" sign behind him. That is, until the ground collapses under him from the explosions, sending him falling down below. "I just blew up my waffles, I feel so stupi-" Joe failed to finish the sentence because he smacks into the ground below. He landed in the sewers.

 

[Sviests]

"Marvelous! We will have a tea party then? How much sugar would you want my dear?" Cheshire asked and suddenly appeared on Chell`s shoulder with a teapot and two cups in his paws.

 

[BoosterGold]

"GLADoS said sugar makes [subject name here] even more unbearable, soooooo"... two please Mr. Kitty Cat.

 

[Sviests]

"Here you are" Said Cheshire giving the tea to Chell. "I would like to introduce myself to you, If I may. My name is Cheshire, I am a cat with amazing vanishing skills and ability to grin, oh and also, I like tea and my friends March Hare and The Mad Hatter." Cheshire said and appeared on Chell`s head and started purring.

"Oh but looks I have to go now. I have far more interesting businesses and tea parties to attend to." Cheshire said, grinned and vanished.

 

[JoeTheLabGuy]

"Owwww....We'll that hurt....and my waffles are gone...." muttered Joe. "Hello?" says Joe. Joe twitches when he hears a growling sound behind him. "Oh no....I've studied that sound in my early days. It could only be..." Runs away from the noise and climbs up a ladder, banging the lid off the manhole with his head by accident. "OWWW! Why is it always the head!?" Joe shouted. He would then look over at a girl and cat drinking tea. Then the cat would suddenly vanish. "Must have hit my head too hard...." He'd mutter to himself.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell finishes her tea sad to see Mr. Kitty leave, she turns and sees Joe.waning to make an impression on him.

*Inner chibi Chell* He is so cute, Chell wants...bet he taste like cake

Spoiler: Chibi Chell

Chell fires a blue portal above him. She stands up up from her seat she fires an orange portal at her feet, and falls on top of Joe.

"Hiya, I'm Chell." she says, he then proceeds to lick the mans face.

"..."Joe stares at the odd woman straddling him who just lick him, he is rather disturbed by her.

"Hey you don't taste like cake, why don't you taste like cake, whats your name, I'm Chell, I said that already, derp, I like cake, portals, and my bestest best friend companion cube, orange is a good color...I'm sleepy." he says I a hyper speed voice, brought on by exposure to sugar.
She then passes out on top of Joe.