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    Daily Mail Puts Two and Two Together, Gets Gay Spider-Man

    I just want to point out how gut wrenching this cover is. I've been a fan of Spider-man all my life and it just kind of hits me that they killed him off. I don't care either way about Miles as the new Spider-man and a latino one has been done before. Personally, I feel that the character...
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    You have a pool full of spiders...

    Build some sort of arachnid-themed super villain lair around the pool and hope everything else I want just falls into place.
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    THE FUNNEST FACT YOU KNOW!!

    John Wayne Gacy ran three KFC's in Iowa. I don't know why, but I found this funny.
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    Is anyone replaying any old games?

    I dusted off my PS2 and played a bit of the original Fatal Frame tonight. If I can grow a pair between now and the bedroom, I'd like to keep playing it.
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    Fallout New Vegas patch, kinda funny.

    This is off topic but I just wanted to say that I found a skeleton in a fridge in the Mojave Wasteland. On the skeleton's head was an Indiana Jones hat. I have already made a pledge to wear this hat through the whole game.
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    One superpower only!

    I want the power stop people from making "What one superpower..." threads.
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    Pointless Debate...was "Soldier Appreciation"

    This thread was originally supposed to be about honoring the men and women who have fought for their country, but unfortunately it has become a ideological flame war. I see your point in that not every soldier is a hero and that there have been soldiers in the past who have joined for the wrong...
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    Pointless Debate...was "Soldier Appreciation"

    I'm impressed that someone who had resorted to name calling right off the bat would tell others to grow up because they feel that people should be proud of their country and those who fight to defend it.
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    Would you go back in time to fight in WWII, if you knew you couldn't die?

    I would go to battle in a Captain America suit and tear shit up the best I could. If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to punch out Hitler by the end of the war.
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    What is the stupidest thing you have ever said?

    "Joe, you look like a reverse Benjamin Button." I have no idea where this came from or why I thought it was a good insult.
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    Red Dead hates women, loves glitching - apparently

    I've only ever had people in the background of cutscenes move erractically and phase in and out of shit. And during one of the stranger missions, the person I was helping cloned herself and ran off, leaving her confused clone behind to stand there.
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    Zero Punctuation: Red Dead Redemption

    He forgot to mention the last few agonizingly boring missions in which you live the life of a rancher for a couple weeks.
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    Dear Escapist, I F*cked up.

    What about 4chan? Maybe he could get some good advice there.
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    Dear Escapist, I F*cked up.

    Man up dude. No matter what if that is your kid, then its yours forever. Grow a pair and take responsibilty. No one forced your dick in this girl and you knew the risks of unprotected sex going in (no pun intended). Edit: Before you think I'm taking her side I just want to say what she did...