What is the stupidest thing you have ever said?

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TheYellowCellPhone

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Just to tell you, thread bumping is looked down on the Escapist...

Actually you may get a probation.

OT: "YOU FLYING TIT!" I was mad and thought of the strangest insult.
 

Marter

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Please don't bump your own thread. Especially twice.

OT: I once said I was Batman. Granted, I was 3, but still.
 

googleit6

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I always feel stupid when a waiter or someone says "Enjoy your meal" And I respond, "You too!"
Also, My friend and I were hanging out one night, and we were discussing if I was going to call her the next morning. I said "I'll call you at quarter to eight, okay?" And she said, "I don't know... That sounds a little early. How about 7:45?"
I facepalmed, but we laugh about it now.
 

johnfistyadams

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"Joe, you look like a reverse Benjamin Button."

I have no idea where this came from or why I thought it was a good insult.
 

Radeonx

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Don't bump your thread within 2 minutes of making it.

OT: This was a few years ago, in an argument:
"Shut up, before I punch you in the larynx! And I don't even know where that is!"
 

blaqknoise

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My friend asked me what half of 20 was, and I couldn't figure it out, so I took off the zero so it would be easier. So then for half of 2 I got 0.75 which confused me untill I realized that half of 20 is 10...

I felt so stupid after that.
 

Ham_authority95

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Someone in my french classe asked me to close the door because we where taking a test.

I responded with: "No. I don't have to because you usually do it for me!"

I also sounded drunk when I said it (thanks to my late-night study sessions)
 

Weaver

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Probably when I said Bankok was in China, I have no idea what the hell I was thinking.