Recent content by jojoemon

Original poster, I can guarantee that, in whatever the song happened to be, the word "*****" was not used to mean "Dog of a female persuasion". It was being used as a derogatory way to refer to a woman. I mean, we all already knew that, but seriously it had to be said. The word "*****" may not...

I have one. It's incredibly nice to be able to bring my computer over to friends houses, dorm-rooms ect. I also travel a lot, and not having to pack or mail a desktop around is a huge plus. And also, ya know, it plays games. That bit's important

Feed them and stuff. I always wanted a pet; maybe I'll name them "Yami" after the evil organization from History's Strongest Disciple or something.

I got my license at 16. I've never been in an accident, and have only been pulled over once for a warning in the four years that I've had it. It's not age that's the problem here, just a matter of maturity. You were 16 once; I'm willing to bet that you were fully capable of driving at that time...

Chell because she's cute!

That I'm invincible. Right up until I die.

Gary Oak. Oh my god. If I knew how to link stuff I would totally throw in the "you can't ignore his girth" chat session here.

Heck yes!

This is awesome! Finally a chance to confirm my suspicion that I may be a god at peeing.

At least part of the reason for so many people picking zero is that there are a whole lot of ones and a multiplication symbol next to a zero. It's like the easy way out to simply fall back on the old "anything times zero is zero" rule and ignore the plus signs. It's a trick question made to...

Stealth Canal. Pizza delivery, who ordered the extra sausage?

Ness! He's just fantanstic. I love pulling out the baseball bat for a satisfying finisher, and zapping people back down as they try to jump for safety.

PLAY A SPORT! I apologize for the caps, but i honestly think this is a really good way to have a decent time in high school. Scholastics are important, but they're also pretty simple at the high school level, and the amount time you need to put in depends on your goals for after high school (if...

I'm either eaten by a shark or by Freddie. Both options sound unappealing

I sometimes feel that peices of rebar sticking out of the ground are telling me to fall on them eye first. I'm not sure why my brain wants rebar in in, but it aparently does