Recent content by jonnywarlock

I don't really have any character creation quirks aside from having freaky ass colored hair (I lean towards neon green). Except for WOW. Any Undead character I make will never have a lower jaw. Ever.

Christmas

Remember, when eating a polar bear, steer clear of its liver. It is so super loaded with Vitamin A that it is toxic to humans.

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Going in I was thinking "Hrmm... Wonder how this thing's gonna rape my childhood". When I was over, I was grinning so hard my face hurt. OK, it wasn't Casablanca but it way better than it had any right to be.

Super Mario games. As a plumber, I can vouch for everything those heroic Mario Brothers had to go through... Except for the Goombas. Real ones are, like, twelve feet tall!

Hope: The one good thing that came out of Pandora's Box.

Orbital laser cannon. Controlled via mental command.

I'm a very tactile person and I have a lot of love to share... ;)

It's a toss up between the timpani and the beat box.

The God Emperor of Mankind.

Fave: Thomas Jefferson Least: Richard Nixon

General Sturnn of the Cadian 412th: "To each of us falls a task, and all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line, and we die fighting. It's what we do best, we die standing."

As Khalid would say: "Better part of valor! Better part of valor!"

Hug Dude, I love ampersands! :)

Love her.