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    Poll: Would you trade intelligence for attractiveness?

    I've got both so I'm fine
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    Poll: How many letters of "Escapist" do you have to type into the URL bar to get here?

    It's in my favourites, so none of the above
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    Minecraft... the horror, the horror

    On my first day I thought it would be a good idea to make some armor from leather to defend myself from the zombies I had heard would come at night. After constructing a full suit of leather armor I began building a large house, completely unaware how close night was. By night time I had only...
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    "If a game can't stand on single player alone, it's a bad game." Really?

    In the end, it all comes down to personal preference what you really want out of a game. As for me, I 100% completely agree with Yahtzee. When I play a game if the single player is bad there is absolutely no way the multiplayer can ever save it in my eyes.
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    The one question they always ask you that you hate

    Haha people are like that with my girlfriend. She can kick my butt at Call of Duty any day of the week with no trouble at all. I'm more a fan of RPG's myself. This is what annoys me: "Do you have a girlfriend?" and when the answer was no: "Why not?" For the most part what these people are...
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    Poll: Crossdressing. Ever Done It?

    I wore a dress once in a video for class. It got the laughs I was looking for so I wasn't too embarassed by it. I've also worn a few girl's shoes a couple times to get the point across just how small my feet are. Turns out my girlfriend and I wear the same size!
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    Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

    In Soviet Russia the game loses you!!!
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    Have you ever bitten - or been bitten by - someone?

    I bite people fairly often actually. Mostly when people say "bite me". None of my friends ever say that anymore.
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    What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

    Guess I'd die, I have nothing that could even be remotely dangerous to anyone, unless maybe I could smother them with my clothes or something...
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    Poll: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    I love ham and cheese omelettes but once in a while i like to change it up and have boiled or fried eggs
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    Poll: What brought you to The Escapist?

    I started coming here for unforgotten realms and then got hooked by zero punctuation. Now I just watch everything.
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    Games you've been waiting for for years.

    A new Golden Sun. Just a few more months!
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    Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself

    Two mornings ago, while I was getting into my car, I was daydreaming a bit and smashed myself in the face with the door. It didn't do much to me but cut my lip but after that everyone was staring at me and I don't think I've ever felt more stupid. I also once ran full speed, head first into...
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    Classic/Older Games you are currently playing.

    STARFOX 64! I did a barrel-roll! I also just finished playing Mother 3
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    Who was the last enemy you killed?

    Mario, while my friend was playing him on new super mario bros. wii He wasn't too impressed...