What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?
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Two slippers, a very hot jar of hot chocolate and a particularly stodgy helping of bread pudding... whatever comes through that door, it's entering a world of pain.
A Katana, it's blunt (Under parents request) but still heavy and dangerous.
If were talking sharp objects, then there is a pocket knife in my drawer, although I only use it to cut up plastic and boxes at work.
If were talking sharp objects, then there is a pocket knife in my drawer, although I only use it to cut up plastic and boxes at work.
well what is in my reach? my brothers broadsword, a nerf broadsword, a Guitar Hero controller, a flashlight that feels like a club, and a pair of scissors. now that i noticed this, i dont know if im safe at my computer now...
A Mace (For those that don't know, a large stick with a lump of pointy metal on the end) there were a few burglary's round my way so i keep one tucked under my bed.
A Kitchen Knife - left over from eating dinner.
A Stanley Knife - for opening packages.
Also my Bo staff is in the corner.
So quite a few deadly things.
A Kitchen Knife - left over from eating dinner.
A Stanley Knife - for opening packages.
Also my Bo staff is in the corner.
So quite a few deadly things.
my copy of halo reach!
lol jk but seriously i would probably throw my mp3 speaker/radio at him to distract him while i run and grab the heavy wooden balance board next to the doorway into this room.
OR i could befriend him with my slinky!!!!!! cuz cmon, who dosent like slinkies?
edit: my lamp would work pretty well too i guess but i like it too much and the head comes forward at the top so its oddly shaped and not good for more than pulling his leg from under him.(yes i could just hit him with the base but this thing is on pretty much always and it gets really fucking hot at the top. do Not want to grab that)
lol jk but seriously i would probably throw my mp3 speaker/radio at him to distract him while i run and grab the heavy wooden balance board next to the doorway into this room.
OR i could befriend him with my slinky!!!!!! cuz cmon, who dosent like slinkies?
edit: my lamp would work pretty well too i guess but i like it too much and the head comes forward at the top so its oddly shaped and not good for more than pulling his leg from under him.(yes i could just hit him with the base but this thing is on pretty much always and it gets really fucking hot at the top. do Not want to grab that)
Guess I'd die, I have nothing that could even be remotely dangerous to anyone, unless maybe I could smother them with my clothes or something...
I'm on the sofa...but then again weapons are for pansies 
. Just close my eyes and run towards him windmilling.
. Just close my eyes and run towards him windmilling.