What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[mikeybuthge]

your mother.

 

[commodorejohn]

Loose endplates from old PC expansion cards. Seriously, unpolished sheet metal? That shit hurts.

 

[BakaSmurf]

A katana in it's sheath sitting behind me, a blunted broadsword hanging on the wall to my left, sheath for said broadsword, and a wooden Hylain Shield I made meself. Also, an aluminum baseball bat next to my bed on the other side of the room.

I think I could take on an intruder.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

I hope someone hasn't made this joke yet

Ot:my kitchen and living room are one room so,a shit load of knifes.

 

[Ultress]

Well I'm looking at all three twilight books right now./joking


Might be able to bludgeon them with my printer

 

[KefkaCultist]

a cup of pens/pencils, blank cds, Axe body spray, and an empty water bottle.

Also I have some stone dragon statues on the shelf just slightly out of reach but if I stood up a little I could easily reach it.

 

[Chronarch]

I have some lemonade and a toy lightsaber so I guess I would splash lemonade in his eyes and bludgeon him with the toy lightsaber until the miscreant lost consciousness. I also have a phone near me to alert the proper authorities.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Erm...
It's 11:00 in the MORNING, so anyone trying to rob me would run into my dad, and if he's interrupted during his morning coffees, he gets REALLY ANGRY.
I also have a quarter-full bowl of Coco Pops, a half-full milk carton, a SPOON, the cereal box, some magazines and my laptop.
Excuse me for having breakfast. IT TASTES GOOD.

 

[niege]

My sword that is only for show but it is heavy and blunt (blood forced trauma,Drum sticks
a flag that it sais valhalla on and a crutch

 

[xXAsherahXx]

A knife from the middle east.

 

[deathninja]

A Jack Russell

Failing that, there's a katana, nunchaku and shuriken on the wall, plus an airsoft GBB M9 in my desk drawer.

 

[Gerhardt]

I'm reading this at work and I've got my Mag-lite right on my belt. Not as impressive as swords, knives, or the artillery of some of the gun nuts here, but I bet it would still pleasantly effective on an unarmed hobo.

Also have a lighter and a fly swatter.... and that's a slow death.

 

[RottingAwesome]

i have..
a not very sharp "olive" Crayola pencil crayon
and a tiny tiny screwdriver (used to take off the back of my pokewalker )
i guess i could try to stab him in the neck with the screwdriver but i strongly doubt it would be fatal..

 

[Instant K4rma]

I would say the laptop I'm on. If I were to strike someone with it, I'm guessing it would cause massive trauma and bruising.

 

[nothinghere]

This sounds fun lets see... I have a small throwable tv, a large butchers knife fresh and sharp, a fly swatter, a necklace for strangaling, umm... and my backpack filled with pencils and scissors

 

[Sovvolf]

My longsword is sat right next to me... I reckon that's quite deadly (The same longsword in the my avatar picture at the moment).

 

[Sallix]

Probably my laser pen. It isn't some kind of pussy beam that hardly shows in the dark, this BAMF can go on for literally miles. I reckon I could take out an eye or two with it.

There's also my assortment of multitools and scissors.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Nail scissors, a fork, deodorant, matches. recipe for dishing out the pain!