Recent content by jymkata

Aestheticist. Water for it's own sake

Anyone else worried that the director seems to be Eva Braun's grandson? Just me then. Feh.

Fun game: - Go on No Mutants Allowed, the Fallout "fan"site - Create an account - Start a thread entitled "Why Fallout 3 was not a terrible game/Why F3 was the best game in the series" - Act surprised when you get PERMABANNED.

Sometimes one of my friends will forget to let go of the Shift key when typing, meaning he'll say something like "I HAVE TO LIVE THERE FOR !" MONTHS!" Which always makes me do a double-take

Shot With, like bees

Empire Strikes Back. Uh, what was the question?

Dammit, I meant to put I'd be okay with it, but only if it got physical I misread the question, and wasted a vote

His job is to rip the piss out of games, so really you shouldn't see them as 'reviews' as such. Seriously, easily half of this community take everything he says as verbatim, even though he doesn't get paid to talk about how much he loves games. (With exceptions.) He says something about it in...

Oh, being homeless is okay if you prepare yourself in advance. Go and play Condemned: Criminal Origins, that should take the edge off.

Why the post? Seems a bit self congratulatory... But whatever. I guess they all got bored of being gentlemen and moved to this forum. :P

Left 4 Dead 2 DLC? Apart from it being larger than the original game, the new mode, the now balanced VS mode (Thanks to the new boss infected) and double the weapons, it just feels like a more polished game.

I totally have a boyfriend, and I'm as ugly as fuck. When you're a gay in a high school, you can't afford to be picky :\

I knew a man called Gregory, and he always said how it doesn't really work as a name. But perhaps an awesome dog's name...

I have a confession to make. One of my friends (who apparently had forgotten that I came out to him a week ago) was complaining that there was no 'straight' option in your (fantastic) game. Without knowing anything else about it, I instantly downloaded it. Sorry for being such a philistine

Serenity, I thank you kindly "Don't worry. This is a good death." I say as I melee him in the balls.