Recent content by Kaarnage

I look a lot like this... I just have longer hair now.

The Tache.

Hey I live in Blackpool too! Just near the Victoria Hospital

Hail from Blackpool! The gay capital of North England!

As an Englishman who likes his Tea, I shall tell you that no one hates the English more than the English.

What can I say? I'm a colourful person :D And I didn't mean it in a jerk way. I merely wanted to express that quite a few people are willing to replace their e-peen for a real... peen. My apologies.

My real name is Matthew Willoughby, and you're a tool star!

I was five when it came out, and I think when I was around 10 I accidentally got toothpaste on it somehow and my parents threw it out... I really need to get that again. Also, if Cavedog ever descend from heaven to bring us Total Annihilation 2, it shall be a glorious day for all mankind.

Total Annihilation 2. Good call.

Tear open a portal in time and cast him into the future. That way I have pleanty of time to create the second game.

As a British citizen and Uniformed Public Services student, I am delighted to see the majority vote to be in favour of option A.

At what point do miserable burly gentlemen start patrolling the streets wearing diving suits and carrying the latest Black & Decker?

The Royal Mail in Britain decide to strike every other week if that counts.

The most recent name I use in games is Kaarn. Kaarnage just seemed appropriate.

FOX are working on creating one right now. Jeremy Irons is taking the lead.