Recent content by KafkaOffTheBeach

Really? I always thought they were mainly for legal purposes, considering the often risky nature of sub/dom/BDSM physical relationships? Or am I clueless to the romance inherent in a liability waiver? EDIT Punctuation is not my friend tonight.

I know the answer to this one. It's all in the cover. No-one would buy it if it was resigned to the horrific pink of the slowly revolving Mills and Boone stand, so the publishers have very smartly taken this e-book filth, slapped the dubious, yet undoubtedly true title of 'Bestseller' onto...

I'm sorry. All I read was "Metroid" and "Symbolism" BOTTLE SHIP with the BABY'S CRY so called because of MOTHER. BOTTLE SHIP. I authorised the BOTTLE SHIP, but I didn't authorise YOUR SILLY FEMALE EMOTIONS at the sight of RIPLAAAAY. BOTTLE SHIP. Goddamn that game has tarnished...

This is fucking stupid. Ignore the misogyny, I know it's hard, but ignore it. Ignore Jim Sterling and Tim Schafer for a moment. Ignore 4chan. The most ludicrous thing about this whole fucking internet drama is that people have paid money for someone to make a 'talking head' vlog about...

Totally would. I wouldn't even hesitate. I'm a poor student who also, coincidentally, likes to take it in the ass on a regular basis. Even if I was straight, the cost of it would only be my pride, and perhaps a condom, whereas the gain would open up the entire world for me. Basically...

Go forth and discriminate against fat people for the good of the land. America, the UK, Australia, NZ...all spend a massive amount of money on institutionalised discrimination against smokers, why not do it for obese people? Why not advertise healthy living while enforcing areas where fat...

Snoop Dogg in a Cadillac. Accept no substitutes.

In the vidya it would have to be Hazama from BlazBlue. I have never seen a more ridiculous villain. He...he just doesn't make sense in his planning. That's some Death Note/Code Geass so-dumb-it's-brilliant level bullshit right there. And he's got some great fucking clothes. Also, this...

I had actually written something substantial. Then I realised how dumb this whole thing was.

The only correct answer is Hayden Christensen. He's not even funny bad, like Tommy Wiseau, or "let's make some money by phoning this shit in" Nic Cage. He's more "Oh god don't touch me there" bad. It's horrible. EDIT: Scratch that. PUALY SHORE

I thought he was going to dwell on the gratuitous amount of upskir-toga shots on Pit. Or how his lovely smooth legs glisten in the sun. Or how his wavy brown hair frames his cute face perfectly. I think I'm going to have to lie down again.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh We're not allowed to mention that recently released game on here....

No. No...no that's known as wrong. You do not own the content on the disc. What you buy is the license to access what is on the disc. If you owned the content on the disc then you would be able to copy and redistribute it for financial gain, because you would own the content. What you said...

The consumer doesn't own the content on the disc. Just throwing that out there. I mean, I disagree with this strategy, and I have disagreed with it since its very inception, but they aren't doing anything wrong. This was, and this has always been, a strategy to increase the game's...

I know that this is hella late - but you wanna know the one true winner of this whole debate? Al Leong. He stole a chocolate bar from the entrance of Nakatomi Plaza while looking out of place amidst the buff Germans, he tortured Mel Gibson, and he got killed in a glorious manner on screen by...